Weekend Christmas Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | December 25, 2009
Lawyers, Guns, And Egg Nog Caption Contest
(Source: The Pirate’s Cove)
Caption this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, December 28th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob (I won here last week!)
Family Security Matters
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT (I won here last week!)
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. All I want for Christmas is two more clips. – cbullitt
4.The LEGO “Assault on Precinct 13″ play set kept the Wilson children occupied for hours on Christmas Day. – Mrs. Crankipants
3. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Spent brass whizzing past your nose… – John D.
2. The kids voice their displeasure at receiving yet another present containing socks and underwear. – RT
WINNER! – That’s right kids, every time you reload, an angel gets its wings. Maybe more depending on your aim. – Sully
Topics: Caption Contest | 20 Comments »
“Get that finger out of there; you don’t know where it’s been!”
The kids voice their displeasure at receiving yet another present containing socks and underwear.
[...] Wyatt [...]
From the heartland of America, the children of Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Public pose for their family’s Christmas card with much pride (and deadly accuracy).
All I want for Christmas is two more clips.
Hope you and the younglings had a great one.
The fat man by the fireplace didn’t stand a chance against the Munchkin Militia!
Two “Slay” Belles and their brother Ralphie.
All I want for Christmas is a red dot sight,
a red dot sight,
a red dot sight…
The Smith kids were the envy of all the other children on the block.
The other kids only got BB guns.
Better than X-Box, Thanks Dad
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Spent brass whizzing past your nose…
Future voters.
’nuff said.
In the near future a group of teens escape to the nearby forest to protect themselves when the
Soviet UnionBarack Obama andCubathe Democratslaunch an attackforce them to buy health insuranceon the United States and paratroop into their small midwestern townHey BHO……..Come and Take It………..
Go ahead; Make my Christmas.
great family pic hehe, but seriously – the parents need to teach those youngin’s to keep their booger pickers out of the trigger guards.
Beats the hell out of a Red Ryder! “You’re gonna shoot your eye out!” heh.
The LEGO “Assault on Precinct 13″ play set kept the Wilson children occupied for hours on Christmas Day.
That’s right kids, every time you reload, an angel gets its wings.
Maybe more depending on your aim.
Thank you sir.