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If You’re An Illegal, Press “1″ Now

By Wyatt Earp | December 30, 2009

Ya followin' me, Mexican guy?

Are you tired of illegal aliens that use our country – and out Constitution – as a toilet? Do you live in one of the border states and wish you could move to Topeka, Kansas? Wouldn’t you like your tax money to be spent on you and not some criminals? Well, good luck with that. Michelle Malkin has a story that will make you run for the border bathroom.

A group of California artists wants Mexicans and Central Americans to have more than just a few cans of tuna and a jug of water for their illegal trek through the harsh desert into the U.S.

Faculty at University of California, San Diego, are developing a GPS-enabled cell phone that tells dehydrated migrants where to find water — and also broadcasts poetry, regaling them on their journey much like Emma Lazarus’ words did a century ago to the “huddled masses yearning to breathe free” on Ellis Island.

The Transborder Immigrant Tool is part technology endeavor, part art project. It introduces a high-tech twist to an old debate about how far activists can go to prevent migrants from dying on the border without breaking the law.

You’re paying for it.

That’s awesome, because I was just telling the wife that the government just doesn’t waste our taxes in new and exciting ways anymore.

Topics: WTF? | 14 Comments »

14 Responses to “If You’re An Illegal, Press “1″ Now”

  1. Jeffro Says:
    December 30th, 2009 at 7:43 am

    I hate to break it to ya, Wyatt (actually, apparently I don’t or I wouldn’t be saying this), Topeka isn’t somewhere you’d want to go to get away from illegal aliens. It’s not far enough north from the border yet.

  2. USAdmiral Says:
    December 30th, 2009 at 8:24 am

    Is there an “App” for that because I bet they all get Iphones too.

  3. Crankipants Says:
    December 30th, 2009 at 9:11 am

    So why would people from academia want to encourage people to come to, in their mind, the most evil country in existence – AmeriKKKa? Wouldn’t they be better off in their own quaint little country reenacting Diego Rivera paintings? That would seem to be the mindset of those in academia. Why would you want them here? Wouldn’t the USA destroy that which makes them special – not being from the USA?

  4. John D Says:
    December 30th, 2009 at 9:14 am

    This could turn out to be a good thing. Maybe we could hack the network and reroute them all to Guatemala.

  5. Dennis Petty, aka MUD Says:
    December 30th, 2009 at 9:56 am

    We just set a record for December snowfall here in Topeka. I hope the instructions tell them to bring snowshoes and blankets if they journey here. They could make a fortune if they bring a shovel. I would pay two or three to shovel me out of theis mess.
    MUD, the Topeka Kid.

  6. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    December 30th, 2009 at 10:15 am

    Don’t want to die of dehydration in the desert?
    STAY HOME.

    I’d also like to add that the “huddled masses yearning to breathe free” on Ellis Island entered the country legally. Today’s huddled masses cross the border illegally, and give birth to “jackpot babies” at taxpayer’s expense. Do these idiot “activists” realize that some emergency rooms have shut down because they can’t afford to stay open, and they’re only making the problem worse?

    The poetry part is a nice touch, maybe they could take it up a notch and get funding for Christo to wrap a few cacti so their journey in the desert will be aesthetically pleasing.

  7. The Bird Says:
    December 30th, 2009 at 11:16 am

    I hear these activists with the idea said in response to the outcry that we didnt like the way they were using our money, “So What?”.

    come and knock on my door and say that to my shotgun.

  8. Brittancus Says:
    December 30th, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    JUST AMEND THE 1986 SIMPSON/MAZZOLI IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT BILL

    Now they are going to urge another travesty of COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM OR “AMNESTY.” on the overtaxed American people. It almost defies any rational logic for these morons introducing immigration reform, when 15 million Americans are out scouting for a job. Due to neglect of decades of pandering politicians to non-enforcement of our undermanned, poorly constructed border fence or the 1986 immigration law. It is my decision to pas it along to all readers, otherwise it may not get the necessary publicity to show the disintegration of a society, culture and even our language. Its almost incomprehensible that University professors would abet and condone illegal immigration with designing GPS systems, making it easier for illegal immigrants to steal American jobs. But then the majority that are teaching the Students are Liberal-Marxist, left wingers.

    These people must live in a bubble that think illegal immigrants do not have an impact on American citizens.

    You have watched an economy tank, with outlandish reasoning, but no one is talking about the facts:

    The main serious issue is irreversible Overpopulation:

    It is imperative that we realize that if we keep on allowing the importation of foreign nationals on the scale that is happening today. The consequences as stated by the [United States Population Projections: 2000 to 2050 by Jennifer M. Ortman and Christine E. Guarneri of the Census Bureau]“… a greater number of migrants arriving in the United States will correspond to a larger increase in the size of the total population. Under the assumption of a high level of net international migration, the population is expected to grow to 458 million by 2050. … “ The the late U.S. Senator Teddy Kennedy, the United States added 100 million to its population via immigration. Before that time, we enjoyed 194 million in 1963. Today, we slog forward with 309 million on our way to 438 million in four decades, said Frosty Wooldridge, an acknowledged columnist. Poverty and hunger is rampant now in America, with shortages of drinking water and electricity outages are our dismal future, if we don’t halt illegal immigration. For the record thousands of Vietnam warriors are homeless, veterans of other wars , fatherless Mothers with children and Senior citizens on low income, worrying about sharing their pitiful pensions with Bush’s Social Security funds, that are on-hold for totalization with the corrupt government South of the border.

    1. Emergency room closures
    a) There was once a superb safety net for emergency healthcare to indigent Americans, that has dried up in many communities, because the hospitals could not afford to service them any longer, some would have us believe that illegal immigration had nothing to do with it, when hundreds and thousands of undocumented residents flooded the doors, and in many cases as a source of primary care.

    b) American born women under the age of 50 are no longer offered mammograms because of the cost, even though it is factual that more women under the age of 50 are being detected with suspicious findings, but rather then taking illegal residents off the rolls of CDP and other grants to detection, they cut off Americans.

    2. Welfare
    The vast majority of illegal parents to citizen children, flock to another safety net dedicated to protecting Americans from physical and financial detriment, where billions of dollars flow in, and do not circulate in the US because many of the dollars are shipped to their native countries to support the poor people there. Huge numbers of illegal immigrants file tax returns using phony Social Security numbers to cash in on the federal Earned Income Tax Credit, thanks to lax government management said Ed Rubenstein, a financial analyst and economist. “As a result, illegal aliens actually receive the EITC at even greater rates than legal immigrants,. The IRS makes little or no effort to verify the authenticity of Social Security numbers, or existence of Dependant children. This makes it possible for illegal immigrants to claim children still living in Mexico as dependents and for parents living illegally in the U.S. to file separate returns claiming the same children as dependents under the EITC. The EITC was created to boost work incentives for poor families with children. Childless households received a maximum $438 payment in 2008, while the maximum available to families with two or more children was $4,824. From a distance, the EITC looks like a winner,” he said. “The devil is in the details. For starters, the program is dominated by fraud. Illegal immigrant households are more than three times as likely to receive EITC than native-born American households.” Rubenstein said. E-Verify, the Immigration enforcement innovation, is vastly becoming publicly recognized as the most advanced tool to determine who has a right to work in these United States. This state of the art computer program E-Verify is no longer Sen.Harry Reid of Nevada, Speaker Pelosi’s punching bag as its succeeding with expeditious modification in all areas of business. Arrogant Democratic politicians are far to late in squeezing it from being used in opening jobs for American Workers and denying work to illegal individuals who broke our sovereign laws. Already these so-called Americans are using their influence on behalf of pariah businesses to fade-out (287g) a composite part of the SAVE ACT. Anything to undermine immigration enforcement for their wealthy business benefactors and the open border entities.

    3. Education
    American children that should be preparing for the global competitive market, are being held back educationally because primary education is now catering to bring children that are further behind up to speed. Class room overcrowding, results in the hiring of under staffed, under qualified teachers to manage a baby sitting sector rather than educating.

    4. Housing
    The media did not cover the facts that thousands of illegal immigrants owned homes that went into the red, and they were allowed to simply walk away, while Americans in the same situation had to undergo financial ruin, bankruptcy, and other unfortunate situation. Non profits and other organizations like NACA helped these people get in the door, and tax payers are footing the bill.

    5. Infrastructure
    With any degree of logic, any individual will understand, if you design a freeway, bridge, building, house, etc. designed to support a certain number of people, will accelerates structure corrosion, if you add more abundantly. Place your attention on the History International TV cable channel. Starting this week , they are showing “THE CRUMBLING OF AMERICA” .Our country is 12 trillion dollars in debt, because we support the rest of the world. Our nation is progressively turning into a third world ghetto and no longer a creditor nation.

    6. Traffic
    What used to take Americans a few minutes to get to and from work, has been doubled if not tripled which takes quality time from families, drives up cost of oil, and gasoline, because of the buy and demand nature of business, adds more pollution to the air, and reduces spending in local shops because of the time lost.

    7. Crime
    The cost of housing convicted non citizens would have paid for the border fence twice, added more border personnel on the northern and southern borders to boot. which would be an added protection considering America is a marked nation.

    ID theft, is the number one violation, because it defrauds the federal government when non existent socials are in play, and drastically affects the quality of life for Americans that are victimized, because there is no legislation to protect American citizens from the consequences of the governments failure to protect them from collection agencies, dept collectors, credit card companies that did not have secure networks, and the social security administration that did not flag socials used twice or more times for employment, which pays more on the back end. Even I was–NOT –Immune to ID theft, as somebody in Dallas Texas was using my Social at a some kind of private investigative office. I contacted the SSA passing on these details, so they could clear up this mess.

    8. Assimilation
    Many illegal immigrants have no desire to assimilate with American culture, I mean look at Mr. Gutierrez, who fights harder for the rights non citizens then he does for his native constituents. Many fly non American flags, which is a basic slap in the face to Americans that would support reform otherwise.

    9. English
    Our elected officials have turned a deaf ear to Americans that are blatantly being discriminated against when companies policy hiring bilingual only employees, there are only too populations of citizens in America that are allowed this unfortunate bias, ex-cons, and non dual language speaking Americans.

    10. Wages
    How many reports do you need, before you realize many unscrupulous employers are using the illegal alien situation to drive down wages and benefits? How many small contractors have been undercut in bids for jobs, only to find that their competitor is using foreign labor?

    To every elected officials that puts a greater onus on protecting the non legal rights of non citizens above the legal rights of Americans are in the wrong business, and should consider in the ethical reasoning of national security, populous representation, simply because it was the populous that sent you to office to represent their best interest, to step down, seek office in your hearts respective country, and allow individuals with the same passion you have for your people, to represent Americans with the same tenacity.
    Thank you Mario for this fact sheet, along with my contributions. Tell everybody you know who condemns any possibility of forcing on the American people another AMNESTY, to call their ignorant lawmaker. The Capitol Switchboard’s telephone number is 202-224-3121. REMEMBER TO SEND IN YOUR 28Cent POSTCARDS NOW! WE MUST DEFEAT THIS IMMIGRATION REFORM PACKAGE. Those who believe in America’s survival, without OVERPOPULATION as stated by the US Census bureau better read facts at NUMBERSUSA not the lies spawned by open border entities. Those who want details of corruption in WASHINGTON and state government go to JUDICIAL WATCH. Overpopulation, traffic chaos, infrastructure erosion should go to CAPSWEB.

  9. Ingineer66 Says:
    December 30th, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    John D. stole my idea. I was thinking we put a bug in the phone and it leads them to Mexico City.

  10. Rob in Katy Says:
    December 30th, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    or get a phone and go have some target practice on the jugs…

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 30th, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    Jeffro – Great. There go my vacation plans.

    Admiral – They can afford one and I can’t.

    Crankipants – Maybe they want to migrate to Mexico and make it a liberal professor paradise.

    John D – Or better yet, Chile.

    MUD – Try and stay warm, sir.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Maybe they can offer them floral arrangements for their backpacks, too?

    The Bird – Never. Freakin’. Happen.

    Brittanicus – Well put.

    Ingineer66 – Or the middle of an open drug war. Just sayin’.

    Rob – It’ll be like one of the first scenes of No Country For Old Men.

  12. proof Says:
    December 30th, 2009 at 11:32 pm

    also broadcasts poetry

    Gawd, what practical people liberals are! Maybe they could podcast some NPR for them, too?

  13. charles Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    Aiding human trafficking and should be prosecuted as a felony but there in kalifornia.

  14. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    Proof – Or Air America?

    Charles – So there’s no chance of that.