Victoria Beckham: Agony Of The Feet
By Wyatt Earp | November 28, 2009
And remember, in the event of a water landing, Victoria’s breasts can be used as a flotation device.
Victoria Beckham is known for her love of sky-high heels as a wardrobe staple, but could the daily stress of six-inch stilettos finally be taking its toll on the former Posh Spice?
According to a report in the U.K.’s Daily Mail, Beckham is in constant agony and has resorted to icing her feet and doing daily exercises to avoid a dreaded bunionectomy operation.
The painful foot condition occurs when a a bony prominence protrudes from the foot, usually at the base of the big toe. Women are the main sufferers, as the cause is most often due to unsuitable footwear. (H/T – FOXNews)
Meh, a painful operation is a small price to pay for looking fabulous! God, Victoria is a vapid little bint.
*Submitted for Rule 5 Sunday approval.
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There’s nothing sexier than hammertoes.
She looks like a blow up doll that needs to visit the nearest Olive Garden.
Didn’t I see her with Ken outside her Dream House?
If I get a protruding bony prominence, do ya think she’d show me how to exercise it? She can bring ice only if it’s surrounded by good bourbon.
Does she think wearing those sky high stilettos make her look that much more gorgeous?!? Seriously…
Gotta love the expert surgeons in So-Cal. She looks way hotter now than she did as a Spice Girl.
Mrs. Crankipants – “Wow, that exoskeleton has some set of cans!”
Proof – Don’t tell David Beckham. He gets jealous.
1oldleg – *shudders*
Deanna – I seriously think she does. Pretty vapid.
Ingineer66 – She looks like a blow-up doll. Not that there’s anything wrong with that . . .
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