Victoria Beckham: Agony Of The Feet
By Wyatt Earp | November 28, 2009
And remember, in the event of a water landing, Victoria’s breasts can be used as a flotation device.
Victoria Beckham is known for her love of sky-high heels as a wardrobe staple, but could the daily stress of six-inch stilettos finally be taking its toll on the former Posh Spice?
According to a report in the U.K.’s Daily Mail, Beckham is in constant agony and has resorted to icing her feet and doing daily exercises to avoid a dreaded bunionectomy operation.
The painful foot condition occurs when a a bony prominence protrudes from the foot, usually at the base of the big toe. Women are the main sufferers, as the cause is most often due to unsuitable footwear. (H/T – FOXNews)
Meh, a painful operation is a small price to pay for looking fabulous! God, Victoria is a vapid little bint.
*Submitted for Rule 5 Sunday approval.
Topics: Babes | 7 Comments »
November 28th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
There’s nothing sexier than hammertoes.
She looks like a blow up doll that needs to visit the nearest Olive Garden.
November 28th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Didn’t I see her with Ken outside her Dream House?
November 28th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
If I get a protruding bony prominence, do ya think she’d show me how to exercise it? She can bring ice only if it’s surrounded by good bourbon.
November 28th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Does she think wearing those sky high stilettos make her look that much more gorgeous?!? Seriously…
November 28th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Gotta love the expert surgeons in So-Cal. She looks way hotter now than she did as a Spice Girl.
November 28th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – “Wow, that exoskeleton has some set of cans!”
Proof – Don’t tell David Beckham. He gets jealous.
1oldleg – *shudders*
Deanna – I seriously think she does. Pretty vapid.
Ingineer66 – She looks like a blow-up doll. Not that there’s anything wrong with that . . .
November 29th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
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