People Of Walmart
By Wyatt Earp | November 28, 2009
Apparently, these people are much more behaved this year.
VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. – Crowd control at all Walmart stores in New York appears to be smooth a year after a security guard was crushed to death by a stampede of shoppers.
Nassau County District Attorney Kathleen Rice says in a statement that her office is unaware of any injuries or property damage at Walmart stores in New York on Friday. It’s one of the busiest shopping days of the year.
The prosecutor’s office also says it appears company crowd control measures “improved significantly since last year.” (LINK)
Wow, no stampede deaths? Congratulations, Valley Stream, you guys are almost human beings again.
Topics: Evil = Funny | 13 Comments »
November 28th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
They had to close a Wally’s in LA because of brawls. Classy
November 28th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
My mom works for a competitor, and when she went in there had already been fights in the lines. They brought in K-9 units. Cops had to patrol inside for a while, too.
People are dumb.
November 28th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Ingineer66 – Expertly defining the term “Christmas Spirit.”
RT – Fer Pete’s sake, shop online, you toads!
November 28th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Don’t worry, the scumbag Waltons couldn’t care less as long as their bank accounts keep growing. Sam Walton is probably turning over in his grave.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:31 am
Hey Randal. Did you know that the Walmart family is building an American Museum in Bantonville? They are giving back to America some of the money they have made. I guess selling people what they need and want at a good price is wrong. Making a profit must be wrong too. I know, lets all set on our ass and let the Government do everything for us. I am not sure who is going to pay for everything but what the hell it’s only money until there isn’r any. MUD
November 29th, 2009 at 11:28 am
I’ve had the feeling that I might be trampled to death in a supermarket when there’s a forecast of one to two inches of snow. For some reason, people in this town feel the need to hoard milk, bread and eggs. Could be the possibility of snow gives them a yen for French toast. I’ve never seen anything like it until I moved here.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:28 am
That picture, Wyatt: Nobody needed to see that! Is there an anti- Rule Five out there somewhere?
November 29th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Randal – In a coffin he purchased at Walmart!
MUD – Bantonville? It that anywhere near Hazzard County?
Mrs. Crankipants – I’ve lived here my entire life and I still don’t understand it. Must be something in the water here.
Proof – Technically, it was Saturday when I posted it, so I think I’m okay.
November 29th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
When I glanced at your “People of Walmart” header, I thought it was advertising a 2010 calendar, and the shapely lass in the photo was Miss July.
November 29th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – She’s Miss July, August, and September!
November 29th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Why I love internet shopping!
November 30th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
The lowest common denominator. Shame on Wallmart for letting people in wearing profanities on their shirts. I have to explain to my children why that man has bad words on his shirt. Under my breath I mutter that they are pieces of shit, that’s why!
November 30th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Wow. And I thought it was mind boggling to see mom, dad, and young’uns all dressed in matching camo and mullets wandering around Wally World in Podunk, TN. This one is a vision I could have done without.