Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | October 30, 2009
Which One’s Smarter? Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)
Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday November 2nd. Good luck!
Original Caption: U.S. first lady Michelle Obama holds a sweet potato as she attends the Fall Harvest of the White House Garden with local elementary school students on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, October 29, 2009.
Photoshop Entries:
Cactus Mark
Rides A Pale Horse
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Military Times (Winner receives a prize, kids!)
Rodney Dill
RT
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. Rides A Pale Horse’s Photoshop.
4. Michelle Obama shows off her yam curl technique, a big part of her “Get Toned in 10 Days” program. – Dave
3. Next children, we put it in a sack…. I’ll just use my husbands… – Sully
2. “For the first time in my life I’m proud of my gardener.” – WALTERC
WINNER! – Taters for Tots. – Smite A. Hippie
Topics: Caption Contest | 23 Comments »
First Lady Michelle Obama is front and center at the rollout of the $27 billion “Cash for Malformed Vegetables” program.
I can do what? , with it?
Michelle Obama offers up some evidence to the media in an effort to prove her earlier claim that her husband’s shit doesn’t stink.
…Next children, we put it in a sack…. I’ll just use my husbands…
Taters for Tots…
“Growing your own replacement organs can be fun and cheap, and it will become a neccesity under my husbands healthcare program.”, said Michelle.
Michelle was a tad yam-fisted with the visitors.
This is what my husband used to plant and harvest in his village in Kenya as a child…
Here kiddies have a bite, you’ll be to brain damaged to care about how we taxed you like a red headed stepchild……
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jul/02/michelle-obama-vegetable-garden-lead
Lawd ha’ mercy. Can I have this? It looks just like my husband’s penis.
“Oh, you need that?” Michele quipped after ripping Bill O’Reilly’s heart out and showing it to him.
Garden boo-tay!
Pelosi made this strange face when I showed her my yam.
It’s not a toomah!
Not a caption, just a question: Does she ever NOT wear the Klingon Belt?
“For the first time in my life I’m proud of my gardener.”
[...] Wyatt [...]
“One bite? Nigga please… you seen these teef? Hell yeah I can do it in one bite.”
Look what fell out of my Depends…
I didn’t say Barack was a big goober, I said this was a big tuber!
Now boys……you puts this in the front of yo shorts….not in the back.
Michelle introduces the new line of healthy produce — Got YamYet — which goes well with — Jebus Rice – SuperCarb — and the — Wholly Shittake mushroom.
Michelle Obama shows off her yam curl technique, a big part of her “Get Toned in 10 Days” program.