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Weekend Caption Contest

By Wyatt Earp | October 30, 2009

Michelle Obama sweet potato

Which One’s Smarter? Caption Contest
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Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday November 2nd. Good luck!

Original Caption: U.S. first lady Michelle Obama holds a sweet potato as she attends the Fall Harvest of the White House Garden with local elementary school students on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, October 29, 2009.

Photoshop Entries:

<i>Cactus Mark</i>

Cactus Mark

<i>Rides A Pale Horse</i>

Rides A Pale Horse

Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Military Times (Winner receives a prize, kids!)
Rodney Dill
RT
Wizbang

Top Five Entries:
5. Rides A Pale Horse’s Photoshop.
4. Michelle Obama shows off her yam curl technique, a big part of her “Get Toned in 10 Days” program. – Dave
3. Next children, we put it in a sack…. I’ll just use my husbands… – Sully
2. “For the first time in my life I’m proud of my gardener.” – WALTERC

WINNER! – Taters for Tots.Smite A. Hippie

Topics: Caption Contest | 23 Comments »

23 Responses to “Weekend Caption Contest”

  1. John D Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    First Lady Michelle Obama is front and center at the rollout of the $27 billion “Cash for Malformed Vegetables” program.

  2. The Duck Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    I can do what? , with it?

  3. kaveman Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    Michelle Obama offers up some evidence to the media in an effort to prove her earlier claim that her husband’s shit doesn’t stink.

  4. Sully Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    …Next children, we put it in a sack…. I’ll just use my husbands…

  5. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Taters for Tots…

  6. Jon Brooks Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    “Growing your own replacement organs can be fun and cheap, and it will become a neccesity under my husbands healthcare program.”, said Michelle.

  7. Cowboy Blob Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Michelle was a tad yam-fisted with the visitors.

  8. Jason Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    This is what my husband used to plant and harvest in his village in Kenya as a child…

  9. Thomas F Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Here kiddies have a bite, you’ll be to brain damaged to care about how we taxed you like a red headed stepchild……

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jul/02/michelle-obama-vegetable-garden-lead

  10. Assrot Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Lawd ha’ mercy. Can I have this? It looks just like my husband’s penis.

    :-)

  11. Veeshir Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    “Oh, you need that?” Michele quipped after ripping Bill O’Reilly’s heart out and showing it to him.

  12. Maggie Mama Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    Garden boo-tay!

  13. Maggie Mama Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    Pelosi made this strange face when I showed her my yam.

  14. Uncle Ray Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    It’s not a toomah!

  15. Lisa Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    Not a caption, just a question: Does she ever NOT wear the Klingon Belt?

  16. WALTERC Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    “For the first time in my life I’m proud of my gardener.”

  17. Caption Contest « RT’s Ponderings Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    [...] Wyatt [...]

  18. Woody Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 9:18 pm

    “One bite? Nigga please… you seen these teef? Hell yeah I can do it in one bite.”

  19. TexasFred Says:
    October 30th, 2009 at 10:09 pm

    Look what fell out of my Depends… :?

  20. proof Says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 12:26 am

    I didn’t say Barack was a big goober, I said this was a big tuber!

  21. Diller Says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 10:28 am

    Now boys……you puts this in the front of yo shorts….not in the back.

  22. rodney dill Says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 10:34 am

    Michelle introduces the new line of healthy produce — Got YamYet — which goes well with — Jebus Rice – SuperCarb — and the — Wholly Shittake mushroom.

  23. Dave Says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    Michelle Obama shows off her yam curl technique, a big part of her “Get Toned in 10 Days” program.