Marisa Miller: Fat Bastard?
By Wyatt Earp | October 31, 2009
Oh yeah, she’s a moo cow.
When it comes to a flawless figure, Marisa Miller comes pretty close – however the Victoria’s Secret super model insisted that she’s had to work her booty off big-time to get back in bikini shape since getting married to Hollywood producer Griffin Guess just over three years ago.
“I put on a lot of weight after getting married. My husband is really tall and skinny and can eat whatever he wants,” she told Tarts at a recent Victoria’s Secret event poolside at Westwood’s W Hotel. “Of course I thought I could eat whatever I want to, but no, it doesn’t work like that.”
So how did Ms. Miller drop those post-nuptial pounds to grace the cover to Sports Illustrated last year and be named number one on Maxim’s 2008 “Hot 100”? (H/T – FOXNews)
She did what all regular women do. She ordered her personal chef to make her some low calorie meals and made some appointments with her personal trainer!
It’s what all my female readers do, right ladies?
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October 31st, 2009 at 8:18 am
Well, if they didn’t then perhaps they should… Can’t argue with results like that can you?
October 31st, 2009 at 8:29 am
I have a trainer, but I don’t look like that. Well, I can only afford a 1/2 hour. She probably gets a couple of hours.
What? Did she gain two pounds by actually eating a meal instead of a carrot for lunch?
October 31st, 2009 at 11:53 am
Oh yes… my trainer and personal chef are here right now. Ha!
October 31st, 2009 at 1:12 pm
She probably put on 3 pounds. Oh the humanity.
October 31st, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Or she may have taken the laxative route.
October 31st, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I absolutely have a personal trainer. I am trained to get up at the sound of a wimper, sleep on the very edge of the bed, function on two hours of sleep, and go on several pots of coffee.
What? We’re not talking that kind of personal trainer? In that case I want a refund for my three
childrentrainers.October 31st, 2009 at 7:48 pm
What idiot gave her food? sheesh!
November 1st, 2009 at 12:11 am
Woody – I hope your wife wasn’t around when you wrote that!
RT – I think she ate one Skittle.
Deanna – Are you looking into a mirror? I figured you were the chef.
Ingineer66 – Yeah. What a tragedy.
Mrs. Crankipants – Silly human. Models don’t poop!
Kim – You should be able to claim them twice on your tax return!
Captain – Someone fell asleep at the drive-thru.