Rosie Claims She Almost Had Angelina
By Wyatt Earp | October 29, 2009
Yeah, because Angelina Jolie always had a thing for gay, shapeless men.
I blame this on Ric Ocasek, the lead singer of The Cars. He married gorgeous supermodel Paulina Porizkova, and since then ugly guys – and even uglier lesbians – think they have a chance with the beautiful people. That’s not reality. I doubt this story is based upon it, either.
The talk-show icon blabbed to Howard Stern on Sirius XM radio about a time before she was married to Kelli Carpenter and Angelina had tied the knot with Billy Bob Thornton. A romance, she claimed, was a-bloomin’.
“She gave me her phone number,” Rosie said. “We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that. There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through.”
Fear got the best of Rosie and she wasn’t able to seal the deal. (H/T – The Jawa Report)
Okay, show of hands. Who is buying this nonsense? Anyone think that the troll could have landed this vision?
Nah, me neither.
Topics: Snarkasm | 12 Comments »
October 29th, 2009 at 8:37 am
Rosie’s head is a big as her body. What an ego!
October 29th, 2009 at 9:07 am
Okay, it’s now official. Rosey has gone off the rails and is having a great time on the crazy train. Someone needs to tell Jabba that wishing doesn’t make it so!
October 29th, 2009 at 9:47 am
I can see where Angelina could have a friendship with someone as well know as Rosie. Anthing beyond that is just imagination. When you have trouble knowing the difference between truth and fiction a friendship or meeting could blossom into a love affair. (In a sick mind)
MUD
October 29th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Hey, it could happen! It’s not all about looks, you know. Personality is an important part of attraction too… OK, on second thought, you’re right. Rosie didn’t stand a chance.
October 29th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
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romancehunger, she claimed, was a-bloomin’There was a tentative plan to
haveeat her for dinner that never came through.Fear got the best of Rosie and she wasn’t able to seal the
dealmeal.October 29th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Maggie Mama – It is a face that not even a mother could love.
MeToo – If it did, I would be blogging alongside Jessica Biel. Just sayin’.
MUD – On a different note, I know that all of my readers truly love me!
John D – She has the personality (and the shape) of a fire hydrant.
Mark – Well crafted!
October 29th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Hey I almost hooked up with Angelina too. Does the internet count?
October 29th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Maybe Angie thought kissing Rosie would be like kissing her brother. She like that kind of stuff.
October 29th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
pppppsssshhhhh-bwahahahahahahaha!!! yeeeeah, ok.
*continues to laugh uncontrollably for many more minutes.
October 29th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
just occurred to me… is Rosie related to Barney? (Frank).
they look similar, same body, and she’s got a similar sounding voice/minor speech impediment.
October 30th, 2009 at 12:09 am
I hold rosie in very low regard. She is an anti-gun zealot who preaches the evil of firearms for self-defense but employs an armed security detail to protect her family.
She is a seriously damaged
humansubhuman.I feel sorry for any child she rears.
Jason
October 30th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Smite – I think she is related to barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Jason – Heh, heh, “rears.”