Rosie Claims She Almost Had Angelina
By Wyatt Earp | October 29, 2009
Yeah, because Angelina Jolie always had a thing for gay, shapeless men.
I blame this on Ric Ocasek, the lead singer of The Cars. He married gorgeous supermodel Paulina Porizkova, and since then ugly guys – and even uglier lesbians – think they have a chance with the beautiful people. That’s not reality. I doubt this story is based upon it, either.
The talk-show icon blabbed to Howard Stern on Sirius XM radio about a time before she was married to Kelli Carpenter and Angelina had tied the knot with Billy Bob Thornton. A romance, she claimed, was a-bloomin’.
“She gave me her phone number,” Rosie said. “We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that. There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through.”
Fear got the best of Rosie and she wasn’t able to seal the deal. (H/T – The Jawa Report)
Okay, show of hands. Who is buying this nonsense? Anyone think that the troll could have landed this vision?
Nah, me neither.
Topics: Snarkasm | 12 Comments »
Rosie’s head is a big as her body. What an ego!
Okay, it’s now official. Rosey has gone off the rails and is having a great time on the crazy train. Someone needs to tell Jabba that wishing doesn’t make it so!
I can see where Angelina could have a friendship with someone as well know as Rosie. Anthing beyond that is just imagination. When you have trouble knowing the difference between truth and fiction a friendship or meeting could blossom into a love affair. (In a sick mind)
MUD
Hey, it could happen! It’s not all about looks, you know. Personality is an important part of attraction too… OK, on second thought, you’re right. Rosie didn’t stand a chance.
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romancehunger, she claimed, was a-bloomin’There was a tentative plan to
haveeat her for dinner that never came through.Fear got the best of Rosie and she wasn’t able to seal the
dealmeal.Maggie Mama – It is a face that not even a mother could love.
MeToo – If it did, I would be blogging alongside Jessica Biel. Just sayin’.
MUD – On a different note, I know that all of my readers truly love me!
John D – She has the personality (and the shape) of a fire hydrant.
Mark – Well crafted!
Hey I almost hooked up with Angelina too. Does the internet count?
Maybe Angie thought kissing Rosie would be like kissing her brother. She like that kind of stuff.
pppppsssshhhhh-bwahahahahahahaha!!! yeeeeah, ok.
*continues to laugh uncontrollably for many more minutes.
just occurred to me… is Rosie related to Barney? (Frank).
they look similar, same body, and she’s got a similar sounding voice/minor speech impediment.
I hold rosie in very low regard. She is an anti-gun zealot who preaches the evil of firearms for self-defense but employs an armed security detail to protect her family.
She is a seriously damaged
humansubhuman.I feel sorry for any child she rears.
Jason
Smite – I think she is related to barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Jason – Heh, heh, “rears.”