The Most Important Question In History
By Wyatt Earp | September 9, 2009
Wonder what Jenna's reason is?
This gentlemen, is the most important post you will ever read here. Well, after that post about “How to score with blue alien babes.”
For every woman expecting the earth to move, there are two with more practical motives.
From relieving boredom, to keeping the peace or curing a headache, women have sex for many reasons, but romance and passion come rather low on the list, a new book has revealed.
One woman even admitted to having sex just so her husband would take the trash out.
Oh. My. God! They talked to my wife!!!
“Research has shown most men find most women at least somewhat sexually attractive, whereas most women do not find most men sexually attractive at all,” said the authors of Why Women Have Sex, Cindy Meston and David Buss.
“Most men.” They really mean me here. I am really not sexually attractive at all. It’s okay, I know it, so I take it out on other women by teasing them until they develop an eating disorder.
“I have sex to relieve the boredom because it’s easier than fighting,” said one woman in the study. “Plus it gives me something to do.” (H/T – FOXNews)
They forgot to attribute that quote to the person who actually said it. Heh.
Topics: Babes | 11 Comments »
September 9th, 2009 at 7:49 am
Someone say Blue alien Space Babes? Where…?
September 9th, 2009 at 8:16 am
Wow! I fell so much better about my marriage now.
This column has gone even deeper to find something to post.
Shouldn’t you be developing a draft stategy or something.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:24 am
It’s like cleaning the bathroom, Wyatt. Somebody has to do it.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:35 am
“Research has shown most men find most women at least somewhat sexually attractive, whereas most women do not find most men sexually attractive at all,”
Were they conducting their interviews in convents and bingo halls?
September 9th, 2009 at 9:40 am
I have sex because of boredom? Once or twice maybe, but it’s usually because I want the grass cut.
Now, how’d you manage to link this up with a cell phone rant?
September 9th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
I just do it to shut my husband up. One can only take so much whining and boob grabbing.
September 9th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Hey, does it really matter what the reason is, so long as there is a reason?
September 9th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Sully – I’ll send you the photos.
Deathlok – I can’t until I know where I’m drafting in the first round.
MeToo – And I am just the guy!
Mrs. Crankipants – Or the living rooms of every woman who has ever known me. Just sayin’.
Snigs – It’s a gift.
GroovyVic – Boob grabbing. Why didn’t I think of that?
John D – Good point.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Once again,
Yer Mistress sez “Baby, you done already?”
Yer Hooker sez “Ain’t you done yet?”
And yer wife sez “Beige, I think I’ll paint the ceiling Beige.”
September 9th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Geez! Call me old fashioned but I have sex because it feels good.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
1oldleg – Fantastic!
DL474 – And that is why I like you. You’re always honest and to the point.