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Another Hollywood Hypocrite

By Wyatt Earp | October 3, 2009

Fat Michael Moore

Is there a bigger bag of douche than “filmmaker” Michael Moore? And by “bigger,” I mean is there a fatter, more rotund bag of douche than this slimy piece of worm-ridden filth? After you read this from JammieWearingFool, you’ll see the answer to both questions is no:

Is there a bigger hypocrite on the planet than this bloated slob?

Michael Moore, champion of the working class, used non-union stagehands to film “Capitalism: A Love Story.” The porcine provocateur is promoting his anti-Wall Street jeremiad by giving free tickets to unions, but the American Federation of Teachers has turned them down because Moore didn’t hire any members of the International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees. “Michael Moore and one of our sister unions, IATSE, are in discussions about concerns the union has,” the AFT told ABC News. “The AFT has decided against accepting tickets until those issues are resolved.” Moore’s agent, Ari Emanuel, seems to blame the IATSE for treating documentarians as “second-class filmmakers.”

Emanuel, of course, is the brother of White House Chief of Staff Rahm “Dead Fish” Emanuel.

We’re assuming the man who claims capitalism hasn’t done anything for him eschewed union labor because of the high costs and it probably helped save him some lunch money, no doubt a daily six-figure tab.

Michael Moore is always the first fat frak to tell everyone that the rich are eeevvviiilll! And yet, somehow he – like most Hollywood pukes and Democrat politicians – is wealthy beyond belief and lives well beyond his means. Imagine what would happen if the MSM actually did its job and pointed out this hypocrisy. Eh, you probably have a better chance of seeing Fat Mikey eating a vegetable.

There you are, America. Michael Moore: Hero of the Working Man.

Topics: Movies | 9 Comments »

9 Responses to “Another Hollywood Hypocrite”

  1. dragonlady474 Says:
    October 3rd, 2009 at 9:53 am

    Ughh…I despise that man. Why doesn’t he just go away or produce something that’s actually fit to watch?

  2. Dennis Petty Says:
    October 3rd, 2009 at 10:39 am

    Jobba the Butt would be a lot more believable if he didn’t live in Connecticut in a mansion way bigger than most of us could afford. His version of do as i say not do as i do is wearing thin. MUD

  3. AJ Lynch Says:
    October 3rd, 2009 at 11:20 am

    Haha Moore eating a vegetable. Good one Wyatt!

  4. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    October 3rd, 2009 at 11:43 am

    What’s the difference between Michael Moore and Adolph Hitler?

    Hitler was devoted to his country.

  5. 1oldleg Says:
    October 3rd, 2009 at 11:44 am

    I wonder if he snuffles when he eats. Most li’l piggys do, ya know.

    Here, piggy, piggy.

  6. joated Says:
    October 3rd, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    1oldleg, no but he can find truffles in the oak forest real well.

    I wouldn’t classify anything this dipstick has made as a documentary. I’m sure any 10th grader can put together films much more interesting and compelling than Mr. Moore.

    This pile of putrid pork has had the nerve to say Capitalism has done nothing for him. HA!

    BTW I remember him from Morristown, NJ when he was interviewing a ficus plant because he tried to get into the local congressman’s office (a Republican, of course) and couldn’t. He made it seem that was because they shut him out. In fact, the office was closed at the time (I believe it was a Sunday) that he was banging on the door.

  7. Teetop Says:
    October 3rd, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    I just read a story, that the movie has only made $1.5 million so far this weekend. I think people are sick of Moore’s fable.

  8. usmc8511 Says:
    October 4th, 2009 at 6:43 am

    I think it safe to assume then Moore gave any profits from this film directly to government agencies to be redistributed to those who choose not to work for their living.

  9. Heltau Says:
    October 4th, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    Gee, in two days 1.5 million. That is more money than about 95% of the human race makes in 10 years. Especially 60% of all Americans make in 20 years. Must be nice being a BBFN in America, let him try doing that in liberia, or cuba or even mexico. Fat chance.

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