I’m Back From Dipsoluscious Vacation!
By Wyatt Earp | August 22, 2009
What part of that did you not understand? Heh.
Yes, it’s true. RT’s reign of terror is over, and I am now firmly ensconced behind the golden EIB keyboard – no one is dumb enough to give me a microphone to broadcast my terrible Philly accent. I kid about RT, of course, I want to thank her for keeping the blog warm for me. I think she did a fine job, so why not give her a big hand, kids?
So, where to begin? First, I am a filthy dirty liar. We spent the entire week down at the Jersey shore, and I didn’t have (or want) internet access. I didn’t broadcast the vacation for obvious reasons: my fans would have flocked to Sea Isle City to snap a pic of me in my bathing suit, and because I didn’t want any tools stopping by the Earp Ranch and helping themselves to my stuff. Of course, since Fireboat John and Captain America are their own well-armed militia, such an attempt would be met by gunfire – dispensed with extreme prejudice.
Second, the shore was kickass. It was a very relaxing week, spent mostly on boogie boards with the kids in a terrific surf. Every day saw highs in the 90′s, and always the dumbass, I poo-pooed the sunscreen on Day 1. I spent the rest of the week recovering from severe sunburn, thanks in part to my Irish-Slovak complexion. I have about a week’s worth of entertaining shore stories for you, but I’ll try to space them out. Today’s subject is not so much a story but an observation. It is also a tweak of a Randal Graves quote (from Clerks, not our Randal) that summarized my beach experience quite eloquently:
“This beach would be great if it wasn’t for the fu**king sand.”
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And how was the vaca for the lovely Mrs W?
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Now, don’cha wish you were back on that Joizee shore?
(Welcome back, Wyatt!)
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I enjoy accents! Blab away!
Glad you had a good time and glad you’re back.
Welcome back, Wyatt. I used to loaf at the Jersey shore in my youth. But now I can’t even afford half a loaf.
For RT–with sand.
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I’m glad you all made it home safely.
We’re off to our SIC week next week…we’ll be in T.I., as usual. Do you have a pizza place recommendation? (for pickup)
there we go! first post back, and there’s a babe in it. heh. good show!
Kitty – I knew that was going to happen. And the response from the local media? *Crickets*
GroovyVic – Thanks much! Good to be back.
cbullitt – Nice. Kyle made a baseball stadium, and Erik made a boat Sand was great for sculpting this year.
RT – Thanks. Except for the sunburn, I’m right as rain.
Monica – Uncle Oogie’s (62nd & Landis) was across the street, and the in-laws took the kids there when the missus and I went out to eat on Monday night. Kids loved it, an it’s always busy there.
Smite – Gotta get back into fighting shape.
1. Welcome back!
2. SPF 50 is your friend.
3. You owe me a Speedo shot.
Mrs. Crankipants – Oh yeah, I forgot about that pic.
You were gone? Did you bring me a t-shirt?
Welcome back Wyatt.
Now…..get back to work.
Welcome back, hope you are relaxed, refreshed, and ready to go back to busting criminal’s chops.
Glad you and yours had fun!
I’ve got a welcome back for you at my page, Wyatt!
Jim – From Jersey? Those things glow there!
RAPH – I’m on it!
E.L. – Well, it really is my life’s work.
Old NFO – Thanks. It was a great time.
BA – Just saw it. Nice.