Naked Girls Plow Fields For Rain

<i>Aishwarya Rai looks like she could plow.</i>

Aishwarya Rai looks like she could plow.

Dude, what the frak is up with India?

PATNA, India – Farmers in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plow parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain, officials said on Thursday.

But what if the gods are pigs like me who don’t get embarrassed by hot, naked chicks? I’m just sayin’.

Witnesses said the naked girls in Bihar state plowed the fields and chanted ancient hymns after sunset to invoke the gods. They said elderly village women helped the girls drag the plows.

“They (villagers) believe their acts would get the weather gods badly embarrassed, who in turn would ensure bumper crops by sending rains,” Upendra Kumar, a village council official, said from Bihar’s remote Banke Bazaar town. (H/TReuters)

Um, I’m no religious scholar, but if the Indians embarrassed the weather gods, why do they think they will be rewarded with rain? Hell, they may be rewarded with frogs, hail, and locusts!

It frightens me that these people just launched a nuclear submarine.

13 thoughts on “Naked Girls Plow Fields For Rain

  1. Ryan

    My question is, and trust it to be me that thought this…did the elderly women pulling the plows also have to be naked? Cuz…ugh.

  2. John D

    “But what if the gods are pigs like me…”

    Then you have the girls wear white T-shirts. Then maybe the weather Gods will make it rain for an impromptu wet T-shirt contest.

  3. proof

    Not meaning to be disrespectful, but if their God is omniscient, doesn’t he already know what they look like with their clothes off? What would be the difference to Him?

  4. Woody


    Sounds like some horny old Indian dudes scored the JACKPOT baby! Yeah!

    “Two days vithout rain? Ve must embarrass ze gods again. Gather all ze young girls together, and have them plow the road in front of zis couch I have set on my porch. Perhaps they can also sving on zis brass pole I have constructed. Very embarrassing, the brass pole sving is.”

  5. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Smite – I’m guessing you didn’t see babes like that in Kosovo?

    Ryan – Yeah, a definite buzzkill.

    John D – Good point. When I am a god, that’s exactly what I’m doing.

    Old NFO – Thank you, come again!

    Proof – Ooh, how existential of you. (Golf clap.)

    Aaron – Sadly, the article did not come with photos. Lousy commie bastards.

    Woody – Why do your “Indians” sound like Germans from a bad WWII film? :)

    MeToo – Why stop at the heads?

    Crankipants – Ooh, hot babe-on-babe action. Me likey!

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