Come On Knock Down A Tree
By Wyatt Earp | July 7, 2009
“The police have been waiting for you . . . Where the tickets are hers, and hers, and his, it’s high bail for you!”
Remember Joyce DeWitt? I didn’t think you did. Joyce DeWitt played “Janet” on that God-awful show “Three’s Company.” You probably don’t remember her because you were either too busy staring at Suzanne Somers’ chest or laughing at John Ritter’s slapstick antics.
Either way, she was a part of the cast, and now she will be starring in a new film with a cast of hundreds: “Folsom Prison Blues.”
EL SEGUNDO, Calif. – An actress who starred on the hit television series “Three’s Company” has been arrested in Southern California and cited for drunken driving. Police say Joyce DeWitt, who played the character Janet Wood on the popular show, was pulled over Saturday afternoon after she drove past a barricade near a park in El Segundo.
Sgt. Danny Kim says an officer arrested the 60-year-old DeWitt after he observed signs she had been drinking and gave her field sobriety tests. ()
Of course, she had been drinking. She was by far the ugliest person on that show! Hell, even the Ropers were more attractive!
The truly funny part of this is that DeWitt looked this bad during her “Three’s Company” days. Blecch!
Topics: Evil = Funny | 13 Comments »
July 7th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
I’m laughing too hard at teh funny to even right a good response. Good stuff, Wyatt!!!
July 7th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
I’m thinking that mug shot tells everyone why she drinks.
July 7th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
What she lacks in DeWitt, she makes up for by being able to drink you under the table!
July 7th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
You probably don’t remember her because you were either too busy staring at Suzanne Somers’ chest or laughing at John Ritter’s slapstick antics.
Or because it went off the air when I was 3.
July 8th, 2009 at 1:14 am
[...] Wyatt blogged about Joyce Dewitt’s arrest for drunk driving, I figured I would cover Nicole Bobek’s drug charges. What the hell? [...]
July 8th, 2009 at 6:45 am
I think I was little tired…”right” should be “write”.
Hate when that happens.
Maybe I will blame it on the shock on my brain caused by that photo. Yikes!
July 8th, 2009 at 7:29 am
Damn!!!
Talk about a classic mugshot!
July 8th, 2009 at 8:16 am
I guess she knocked back too many cocktails at the Reagle Beagle.
July 8th, 2009 at 10:03 am
Dang, she’s looking rough. Wonder if she knows the ice skating meth queen.
July 8th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
RT – I’m here to serve.
MeToo – Some mascara wouldn’t hurt, ya know.
Proof – I hate women like that! Sadly, there are a lot of them out there – that can drink me under a table.
Bitter – I keep forgetting how young you are. Whipper-snapper.
RT – It is my new inspiration to exercise.
Admiral – It is one for the books, that’s for sure.
Mrs. Crankipants – Reagle Beagle. Ha!
Doghouse – Maybe they can be roommates with Snoop Dogg?
July 8th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Poor Joyce…. somebody had to play the straight man in that show.
July 9th, 2009 at 5:03 am
She’s sixty??
Considering that she’s drunk and under arrest, she doesn’t look all that bad in that picture…
Then again I had the hots for her back in 1979 as a 12 year old and I may be thinking with a rose colored
penisset of glasses.July 9th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Sully – And she was just the man to do it.
Glocksman – I think those rose-colored glasses need a-cleanin’.