Phoenix Teacher Has Sex With Student
By Wyatt Earp | February 4, 2009
Unfortunately, the student involved in this story is now faced with a “Good News, Bad News” situation:
The good news is that he just made it with his teacher. He shoots, he scores!
The bad news is that the creepy thing pictured on the left is the teacher in question. Yikes! Who opened the Ark of the Covenant?
A Phoenix teacher accused of having sex with a teenage boy told police she was trying to keep the teen from having sex with her goddaughter, according to a police report.
Worst excuse . . . evah!
Rosanna Brown, 49, who teaches English to seventh and eighth graders at Ed Pastor Elementary School, was arrested last weekend on three counts of sexual conduct with a minor.
A police report released Monday said the 14-year-old boy whom Brown is accused of abusing was dating Brown’s 14-year-old goddaughter, and Brown thought the kids were planning on going too far.
Oh yeah, so boinking the kid would teach them a lesson? Puh-lease!
Brown allegedly snatched the girl’s cell phone and used it to lure the boy to a dark motel room, where she pretended to be his girlfriend, according to the police report. It continued that the boy told investigators he did not know who he was being intimate with until the two had sex. (H/T - Code Monkey)
And when the light came on, he screamed so loud that he woke up aliens on Jupiter.
In fairness, people are always complaining that teachers no longer practice “hands on learning,” and rarely give students the “individual attention” they so desperately need.
I’m kidding, obviously. Brown is a disgusting, despicable person who needs to be put away for a long, long time.
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February 4th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
“Oh yeah, so boinking the kid would teach them a lesson?”
Sure it would. After a roll in the hay with that barnyard terror, I’ll bet the kid will never want to have sex again.
February 4th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
She didn’t think standing at the door with a gun and saying, “If you come anywhere close to my goddaughter, I will use this.” wasn’t a good option?!?
February 4th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
What is it with the rash of female teachers bonking underage boys? Could it be perhaps that the penalties are a lot less severe?
What ever happened to Deb lefavre by the way.. she was the model/teacher that was convicted of underage sex with one of her students back in 2003. Until guys stop slapping each other on the back with that ‘way to go!” attitude SOME have.. its not going to stop.
February 4th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
the boy told investigators he did not know who he was being intimate with until the two had sex.
WHAT?!?!?!
February 4th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Blows the theory (again) that “those who can’t” teach.
My question to the boy would be “even if you could” why?
February 4th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
The only obvious answer to the problem is to give the teachers’ unions more money and more money.
February 4th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
John D - Touche’!
Deanna - Apparently not. She showed him her “guns,” but not her firearms. Heh.
TBB - In fairness, Lefave was really, really hot. That makes it okay. *ducks*
Doghouse - Don’t ask me. I still don’t know what the Hell that means.
Mare - I have no idea. This chick is scary ugly.
Jayar - I agree! Way to think outside the box!
February 4th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
After reading this story, I can come up with the following possibilities as to the boy’s mental state. He must have been either:
A) drunk
B) stoned
C) blind
D) so horny he’ll settle for getting laid by anything
E) into butt ugly women
F) all of the above (if at all possible)
February 4th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Wouldn’t this fall under the category of beastiality? lol
February 5th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Morgan - For the record, I fall under point D.
DL474 - I know sexier zombies!
February 5th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
“And when the light came on, he screamed so loud that he woke up aliens on Jupiter” … So that was the scream I heard!