Donna Corleone?
By Wyatt Earp | February 15, 2009
Alleged mob boss Ugo Gabriele
Wow, what can you say about this story, except to wonder what is in the water in Italy?
ANTI-Mafia cops have nicked their first transsexual godfather — who goes by the name of Kitty.
Beefy Ugo Gabriele, 27, dyed his hair blonde, plucked his eyebrows and wore lipstick. He commanded a clan with dozens of gangsters, operating a drugs and prostitution racket.
Armed cops seized him with 27 henchmen in Naples, Italy — home of the terrifying Camorra mob.
Police said Gabriele wanted to be a woman, but it was not known whether he had surgery to change sex. A source said: “We have been on Kitty’s trail for months. It is the first time we have ever arrested a transsexual mob boss.
“We think it is also the first case of its kind in the world. He was born Ugo Gabriele but told everyone to call him Kitty. (H/T – The Sun)
Wow. I’ve got nuthin’. Partly because I am stunned, and partly because I don’t want to hire some illegals to start my car every morning after insulting the Don(na).
Topics: The Job | 12 Comments »
Beefy? Heh.
Donna means lady. I dare say Ugo should go by Donut.
It is probably one of the craziest things I’ve ever read.
RT – Donut would be a nice fit.
Well hellooooooooo Kitty.
All the cops needed to do was put out a dish of milk and say, “Here, Kitty Kitty”
(Except I didn’t write this)
I have seen some men to women transitions that made sense. This guy is ugly no matter what sex he is. Aren’t you glad that most criminals are stupid so you will have something to write about? MUD
Another one of those Now I have seen everything! moments. What would John Gotti have thought of this? Come to think of it, how would he have addressed his brother/sister don(na)? Interesting.
Is Ugo pronounce You-go or Ugh-oh? I think Ugh-oh fits better…
It reads like, things are bad all over. If the tranny lifestyle thing is hitting the mob then no one is safe.
Only 27 years old, and transgendered? The Mafia has really changed its ways.
You know you’re in deep shit with the tranny mob when you wake up with THEIR “head” in bed with you…
The guys in his/her/its clan started suspecting something was amiss when he/she/it started insisting on being called the “Capo Di Tutti Frutti”.
*Looks for a safe place to hide*
Or, if he/she/it is a post-op, he/she/it would be the “Capo Senza Capo”
Sully – *shudder*
Alan B – Good plan. I’d approve the money for that.
MUD – Stupid criminals are my muse.
Morgan – Probably with a .22 to the back of the head, if I had my guess.
Snigs – I absolutely agree.
Admiral – I always thought I was a woman trapped inside a man’s body. And I wanted to seduce myself. Heh.
Marvin – And not for the better.
B.C. – Either way, it is not a face you want to wake up next to. Coyote ugly, indeed.!