Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | January 9, 2009
Soccer It To Them Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, January 12th. Good luck!
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Top Five Entries:
5. “I am woman hear me roar.” – Maggie Mama
4. Jorge’s vow to never bathe until he wins the cup has benefits he never thought of. – RT
3. Soap Nazi – Rodney Dill
2. Spain easily won the match in the second half, after Team USA came out unusually sluggish. Team USA’s trainer, Lorena Bobbit, could not be reached for comment. – Vincent Antonelli
WINNER! – “Anyone else wanna try sleeping with my girlfriend?” – Pam
Topics: Caption Contest | 28 Comments »
Damn, I’m gonna need some toilet paper after that fart.
Anyone else?? Good!
wimps
“Player No. 7 appears to have passed gas again, resulting in another personal foul. We understand he carries his lunch in a hazardous materials container.”
The entire USA football team faints when they realise the strip for English football does not include armour.
Spain easily won the match in the second half, after Team USA came out unusually sluggish. Team USA’s trainer, Lorena Bobbit, could not be reached for comment.
“I told you guys you should be wearing cups.”
Must have been some bad hot dogs!
Anyone else wanna try sleeping with my girlfriend?
I’d heard of three for one sales, but really….
The entire team reacts after opposing team captain, El Segundo, declares that he’s really a flamer!
It was then that Jorge vowed to never eat beans before a match ever again.
OR
Jorge’s vow to never bathe until he wins the cup has benefits he never thought of.
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Me scusi,..it was-a that French cheese,..itsa no good.
Ahhh…, the old pull my finger play….
Nathan’s superstition not to bathe during a winning streak was really beginning to pay off.
Soap Nazi
F You, F You, F You, Who’s Next?
I told you guys to get out of my way! Maybe next time you’ll listen!
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” I am woman hear me roar.”
Wow… one kick, six balls…
“Damn. I KNEW that pre-game garlic & menhaden oil enema was a bad idea.”
Andres Cantor knew he’d never catch his breath this game.
Ra, Ra, Re, kick ‘em in the knee, Ra, Ra, Ralls……
“OK, guys its just a thong…. you can stop laughing now.”
There can be only one!!!!