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Weekend Caption Contest

By Wyatt Earp | January 9, 2009

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Soccer It To Them Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)

Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, January 12th. Good luck!

Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Gone Rick Motel
Right Pundits
Rodney Dill
RT

Top Five Entries:
5. “I am woman hear me roar.” - Maggie Mama
4. Jorge’s vow to never bathe until he wins the cup has benefits he never thought of. - RT
3. Soap Nazi - Rodney Dill
2. Spain easily won the match in the second half, after Team USA came out unusually sluggish. Team USA’s trainer, Lorena Bobbit, could not be reached for comment. - Vincent Antonelli

WINNER! - “Anyone else wanna try sleeping with my girlfriend?” - Pam

Topics: Caption Contest |

28 Responses to “Weekend Caption Contest”

  1. kaveman Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    Damn, I’m gonna need some toilet paper after that fart.

  2. Dennis Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    Anyone else?? Good!

  3. Easily Lost Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    wimps

  4. Mike47 Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    “Player No. 7 appears to have passed gas again, resulting in another personal foul. We understand he carries his lunch in a hazardous materials container.”

  5. Alan B Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    The entire USA football team faints when they realise the strip for English football does not include armour.

  6. vincent_antonelli Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    Spain easily won the match in the second half, after Team USA came out unusually sluggish. Team USA’s trainer, Lorena Bobbit, could not be reached for comment.

  7. BobG Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    “I told you guys you should be wearing cups.”

  8. George Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    Must have been some bad hot dogs!

  9. Pam Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Anyone else wanna try sleeping with my girlfriend?

  10. leoni2 Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    I’d heard of three for one sales, but really….

  11. Uncle Ray Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    The entire team reacts after opposing team captain, El Segundo, declares that he’s really a flamer!

  12. RT Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    It was then that Jorge vowed to never eat beans before a match ever again.

    OR

    Jorge’s vow to never bathe until he wins the cup has benefits he never thought of.

  13. Caption Contest « RT’s Ponderings Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    [...] Wyatt [...]

  14. Cheering Us On Caption Contest » Right Pundits Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    [...] the Beltway Cowboy Blob’s Family Security Matters Blonde Sagacity Scared Monkeys Wizbang! Support Your Local Gunfighter RT Ponderings Gone Rick [...]

  15. Bitter American Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    Me scusi,..it was-a that French cheese,..itsa no good.

  16. Sully Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 7:47 am

    Ahhh…, the old pull my finger play….

  17. rodney dill Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 10:28 am

    Nathan’s superstition not to bathe during a winning streak was really beginning to pay off.

  18. rodney dill Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 10:28 am

    Soap Nazi

  19. burger714 Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 10:35 am

    F You, F You, F You, Who’s Next?

  20. Morgan Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 11:23 am

    I told you guys to get out of my way! Maybe next time you’ll listen!

  21. OTB Caption JamTM Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 11:59 am

    [...] Wyatt Earp has a soap Nazi [...]

  22. Maggie Mama Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    ” I am woman hear me roar.”

  23. rodney dill Says:
    January 10th, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    Wow… one kick, six balls…

  24. B.C. Says:
    January 11th, 2009 at 9:01 am

    “Damn. I KNEW that pre-game garlic & menhaden oil enema was a bad idea.”

  25. rodney dill Says:
    January 11th, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    Andres Cantor knew he’d never catch his breath this game.

  26. Sully Says:
    January 11th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    Ra, Ra, Re, kick ‘em in the knee, Ra, Ra, Ralls……

  27. rodney dill Says:
    January 12th, 2009 at 6:14 am

    “OK, guys its just a thong…. you can stop laughing now.”

  28. Sully Says:
    January 12th, 2009 at 6:22 am

    There can be only one!!!!

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