Megan Fox: Crazy Hot, But Mostly Just Crazy
By Wyatt Earp | January 15, 2009
Oh yeah, she has a reason to be insecure.
Why is it that all the hot broads are completely and utterly insane?
Megan Fox raised eyebrows by arriving alone and then muttering a series of bizarre comments about being a “transvestite” at the Golden Globe Awards.
Fox, 22 - who wore a stunning, tight-fitting golden gown to the event - also admitted being extremely nervous, insisting she was “insecure” about her appearance.
“I’m a transvestite. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I’m scared.”
Fox added seeing some of the other stars arriving was doing nothing to calm her nerves, explaining: “I really want Salma Hayek’s boobs.” (H/T - Stuff)
So do I, Megan. So do I. Heh.
Look Megan, someone as attractive as you has no right to be insecure about her looks. Take a look at me. Oh yeah, I have a right to be insecure. I’m a freakin’ rodeo clown.
And yes, Salma Hayek has an amazing body that any man would want - if you happen to be a guy who likes that kind of thing . . .
I’m sorry Megan, what was I saying again? Megan? Megan, come back!
Topics: Babes |
January 15th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
If she’s insecure now it’ll be interesting to see when father time starts smacking her around.
January 15th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Any woman who would get a Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her inner forearm is an idiot.
Gorgeous face and body. Why ruin it with a dumb tattoo (she has several). Bad judgement and possibly too much alcohol or drugs.
January 15th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Wait Megan Fox is a tran… *reads further* Hey Look at that. Salma Hayek. Mmmmmmm.
January 27th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Why is she embarrassed she’s at the Golden Globes? O.O Megan’s hot and all, but to be honest she seems to lack sense sometimes