The Pickiest Nude Resort On Earth
By Wyatt Earp | July 22, 2008
I have a feeling that Jessica Alba will be admitted.
Only the most discriminating breasts and bottoms will adorn these beaches!
PARIS (Reuters) – France’s data protection authority has given permission for a nudist resort to keep a “black list” of guests barred from its facilities, the organization said.
The Rene Oltra nudist center in southern France was obliged to seek permission after a person complained of being denied a reservation, the authority said on its website.
French law requires organizations to seek authorization to keep lists of individuals denied use of their services. (H/T – )
Suffice to say, I will be welcomed there with open arms.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Yeah, You have to be very careful who see in the buff.
Sometimes even clothes ain’t enough.
July 22nd, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Now, what did I do with that invitation to their annual “Can-Can”?
July 22nd, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Admiral – Yeah, Sssteve comes to mind. Ha!
July 22nd, 2008 at 8:03 pm
So I’m thinking color of skin isn’t a problem in this admission policy… just amount of skin?
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Deanna – That would be my guess. Amount of skin is fine . . . for Jessica Alba, anyway. Oh, and you’ll never guess where I found that photo!
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:30 pm
The whiner was probably the proverbial “ugly” American…
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:35 am
Uh, Alba??
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:02 am
Shave the Whales!
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:32 am
Old NFO – Bawahahahahaha!!!
Badger – Sorry bout that. I changed the caption.
Rodney – *shudder*
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:08 am
So, the guy who looks 22 months pregnant, with more hair on his belly than on his head, and wearing gold chains WON’T be on there? There is justice!
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:41 am
Doghouse – Yeah, the door swings both ways, thank God.