Gillian Anderson: Idiot
By Wyatt Earp | July 30, 2008
I can’t believe I used to like this broad.
Actress GILLIAN ANDERSON has discovered the secret behind former U.S. President BILL CLINTON’s sex appeal – lingering eye contact.
The X-Files star was shocked to find herself falling under Clinton’s spell when they met recently, and she’s convinced every woman he meets experiences the same thing.
She said, “We all, mostly women, lined up. And when he gets to you, he takes your hand and makes eye contact. After he leaves and he moves on to the next person, he looks back at you and seals the deal.
“When I got home, I expected to have a message from him, and I didn’t. I bet women across America expect it too.” (H/T – Kitty via ContactMusic)
That’s it. Gillian Anderson gets no courtesy here. Ya hear, that Scully? You get no play!!!
Topics: People I Hate | 24 Comments »
July 30th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
And women who fall for WJC deserve precisely what they shall get: nothing.
BZ
July 30th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
The stupid things celebrities say.
July 30th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Ewww. He looks like W.C. Fields with the red nose.
July 30th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Clinton could never give me those warm, cuddly feelings. I don’t care how he looked at me. (barf)
That said, a man who will make & maintain eye contact is a rare bird. Sometimes you have to keep reminding yourself that the dude doing such is a Rat Bastard.
Apparently it doesn’t take much to get Anderson’s motor running.
July 30th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
He was trying to tell her she had lipstick on her teeth, but she missed the cue.
July 30th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
I hope she washed her hands. Just sayin’.
July 30th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
I get creeped out and queasy whenever I see him and hear his voice. She must be dumb, easily led, and in some kind of fantasy land.
July 31st, 2008 at 12:23 am
BZ – Or a ruined dress.
Admiral – I miss the silent era.
TW – And without the happy disposition.
Snigs – That may be good news for me, then!
Deanna – I got a rude e-mail from a broad in Ireland saying that we missed the “sarcasm.” Yeah, because Hollywood would never fawn over a Clinton. Whew!
GroovyVic – And used Brillo pads to do it!
RT – That knocks my opinion of redheads down a few notches.
July 31st, 2008 at 6:22 am
You have to give her some leway at the moment she is
pregnant at the moment thats enough to screw up most
womens brains.
July 31st, 2008 at 7:58 am
Ewww! Bill Clinton looks like every smarmy salesman I ever met and every bad date I ever had.
July 31st, 2008 at 8:03 am
She’s just pissed because her new movie sucked balls.
July 31st, 2008 at 9:26 am
Real redhead or not, just goes to show she’s not smart: whatever color her hair is – really.
July 31st, 2008 at 10:44 am
I did not make eye contact with that woman.
July 31st, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Bill Clinton’s ‘charisma’ was totally wasted on me for two reasons.
1. I’m a guy and I don’t swing that way.
2. His speaking style reminds me of that slimy TeeVee preacher Robert Tilton, who is always begging for a ‘donation’.
That said, I know several women who adored him back in the day.
There’s no accounting for taste, I guess.
July 31st, 2008 at 5:57 pm
ajdshootist – Good point. She’s probably nuts with the hormones.
Ky person – I’ll bet he’s a big fan of valure.
Randal – What, you don’t think a sequel about ten years after the first one – and after the show goes off the air – is a good idea? I loved The X-Files, but I won’t see this tripe.
TBB – The whole system is crashing down!
Doghouse – It depends on what the meaning of “eye” is.
Glocksman – Wow, I’ve seen that Tilton guy. Really creepy.
July 31st, 2008 at 8:48 pm
She married a guy named Clyde Klotz! You’re gonna take HER advice on hot guys??? WTF, Wyatt?
July 31st, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Oh come off it, GA is a flake! A total fruit cake. Not to mention she has such a shitty idea about relationships anyway (2 failed marriages, 1 of those she cheated on and got pregnant behind his back). The day I listen to her about men is the day I start believing in the Easter Bunny. She has crap taste, but she would probably be right at home with Bill, after all they’re both cheaters.
July 31st, 2008 at 10:14 pm
1) This was waaay back in the wahoo, as in the first time Clinton was in office and waaay before the Monica Lewinski thing. As in, back when the general population liked him.
2) The source you quoted it from makes it out to be like she was in love with Clinton. That’s not accurate – she was telling that as a funny anecdote on a TV talk show. The source you used completely mistook the tone she was using.
You should probably check your sources better before making fun of someone.
July 31st, 2008 at 10:15 pm
LOL! Um, she was making fun of Clinton when she said it on Letterman. This is just a bad excerpt of that interview.
July 31st, 2008 at 10:25 pm
mmm… ok, calm down guys… a) she did NOT met him recently
b) that was just an anecdote she told when she was on letterman a few days ago
c) ok, it’s true i DO NOT find that man attractive at all, but i don’t really care or mind if she does, that’s her business, i don’t particularly like this gal, but i don’t think her liking some guy is reason enough to name call her or say she’s stupid or somethin’
July 31st, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Wow, looks like I hit a nerve with the Gillian Anderson fan club. You see, the trouble with the article is that it made no mention that she was being sarcastic. And since I cannot possibly watch every television show known to man, I was not able to verify her tone. My bad.
Yikes!
July 31st, 2008 at 11:45 pm
I watched that interview and found her quite vapid. I’m just sayin’.
Oh, and they played a clip of her acting like a complete arse from another time she was on the show. She was justly horrified. Like i said….she ain’t all that smart.
August 1st, 2008 at 7:14 am
Dude, Hit a nerve or something why don’t you? lol
August 2nd, 2008 at 1:38 am
RT – I’m gonna guess she only plays a doctor on TV.
Jim – Apparently, Agent Scully has a very powerful PAC.