Category Archives: People I Hate

Idiot Actors Demand Israel To Stop “Genocide”

Javier Bardem And Penelope CruzActor Javier Bardem and his wife Seabiscuit, er, Penelope Cruz, have penned an open letter railing against Israel’s “genocide” against Palestinians.

The letter fails to note Israel has been conducting surgical strikes against Hamas, the terror organization which runs Gaza, but why let facts get in the way of a good rant?

Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz joined director Pedro Almodovar to denounce Israel’s campaign of self defense in Gaza. [I]n an open letter published in a Spanish newspaper, the trio denounced Israel’s Gaza campaign as “genocide.”

In the open letter, they demanded a cease-fire by the Israeli military and urged Israel to “lift the blockade, which the Gaza Strip has suffered for more than a decade.”

The letter also said: “Gaza is living through horror these days, besieged and attacked by land, sea, and air. Palestinians’ homes are being destroyed, they are being denied water, electricity [and] free movement to their hospitals, schools, and fields while the international community does nothing.”

It’s a shame Cruz can’t pull her snout out of the feedbag long enough to learn about it Gaza campaign. Israel sat on their hands while Gaza terrorists fired hundreds of rockets into their country. Eventually, they had enough and started to fight back. Now Hamas wants to give up because it’s losing? Well I say “hard cheese.”

That these two halfwits accussed Israel of genocide is projection of the highest order. The preamble of the Hamas Covenant reads, “Israel will rise and will remain erect until Islam eliminates it as it had eliminated its predecessors.” For you Hollywood types, that means the mission of Hamas is to kill every Jew and eliminate the state of Israel.

Kinda sounds like genocide to me. If you agree, Penelope, tap your hoof two tines.

Pothead Disrespects The People’s House

Snoop DoggThis may come as a shock to you, but I despise rapper Snoop Dogg – actually I despise all rappers, but Snoop occupies a special place in my bile duct. I hate him even more after this ridiculous stunt.

He’s been to some high places in his time, but now Snoop Dogg has turned even the White House green – by lighting a cannabis joint in the bathroom.

The rapper claimed he reassured Secret Service agents he would only be igniting a ‘napkin’ before having a luxurious solo smoke on a recent visit. And of course he ranks with the President himself – who has probably never lit up in the executive mansion, but was a heavy smoker as a young man.

I honestly don’t know what infuriates me more; that this no-talent junkie smoked weed in the White House, or that the no-talent pothead “president” invited him there.

Putting The Cart Before The Coarse

Michelle Obama Shopping At TargetMichelle Obama has launched a new offensive in her Battle of the Bulge. Sadly, the battle will be fought on our shores instead of the cellulite-laden cliffs of Mount Moochellvius.

A new 80-page report from the U.S. Department of Agriculture explains that federal bureaucrats hope to use a variety of tools to modify the way Americans select food items at the supermarket.

The goal is to steer consumers toward fruits and vegetables – and away from sugar- and fat-laden items. The plan is in line with “Michelle Obama’s stated second term agenda to ‘impact the nature of food in grocery stores,’” reports FreeBeacon.com.

While the feds’ plan deals mostly with the 47 million Americans who participate in the government’s food stamp program, it would indirectly affect all consumers.

[T]he federal busybodies want to provide food-stamp shoppers with “incentives” for making healthy food choices – such as discounts or free movie tickets – and even talking shopping carts that will notify them when they’ve selected enough healthy items.

Look, if we didn’t let people make unhealthy food choices, there would be no fat people; and without fat people who would we tease unmercifully until they develop an eating disorder?

Fat Bastard Lectures Us On Womyn’s Issues

Fatass Christina HendricksI always admired Christina Hendricks because 1. she had boadcious ta-tas, and 2. she kept her bloated mouth shut when it came to politics. Sadly, that is no longer the case.

You see, Christina Hendricks is apparently an Obamabot,and she took time out from finding her wet spot after rolling in flour to promote one of our “president’s” talking points.

Christina Hendricks spoke at the White House Summit on Working Families on Monday, delivering brief remarks on how current policies for women need to be updated from the “Mad Men” era.

Hendricks, who plays Joan Harris on the show, said that “in the 21st Century, the only place for a story like Joan’s should be on TV.”

I agree. The only place where a woman should succeed in a man’s world is on television.

She cited President Obama’s remark that “our current policies seem to be from the ‘Mad Men’ era,” or equal pay for equal work. Obama made the reference to the show in his State of the Union Address this year.

“It is time for that story to go the way of the rotary phone and the typewriter,” Hendricks told the crowd at the Omni Shoreham Hotel.

If this blubber-filled bubblehead knew how to read she would know Obama’s equal pay for equal work bulls**t it just that: bulls**t. Don’t believe me? Check out this article from that bastion of conservatism, the New York Times:

Even as Mr. Obama seeks to make an issue of the gender gap in compensation across the country, however, his own hiring is facing some scrutiny. The recent study, by the conservative American Enterprise Institute, showed that the median annual salary for women in the White House last year was $65,000, while the median annual salary for men was $73,729. The study was based on White House salary data.

Maybe next time, Ms. Hendricks can take the Twinkie out of her mouth long enough to read a paper. It would save her a lot of time and embarrassment. Stupid f**king bint.

FLOTUS Discusses Her “Struggle”

Michelle Obama Stuffing Her FaceIn the wake of Hillary Clinton’s revelation she was “dead broke” when she left the White House, Michelle Obama is now claiming she not only “struggled,” but also had no idea how to feed her chidrens properly.

“Before coming to the White House, I struggled, as a working parent with a traveling, busy husband, to figure out how to feed my kids healthy, and I didn’t get it right,” she explained, sharing a story about her children’s doctor who pulled her aside to talk about her family diet.

“I thought to myself, if a Princeton and Harvard-educated professional woman doesn’t know how to adequately feed her kids, then what are other parents going through who don’t have access to the information I have?” she recalled.

So Moochelle has a public school education and dual degrees from Ivy League schools, but she never learned how to feed her little urchins properly? If that’s the case – and I doubt it is – why would she allow the public schools to feed children now?

Water, Water, Everywhere, So Let’s Change How We Think

Gwynneth Paltrow Water BottleGwyneth Paltrow has returned from her “conscious uncoupling” of Chris Martin, rested, relaxed, and chock full o’ the cray-cray. In her newest unconscious crapling, Gwynnie wants all of us to watch our language… because it makes our water sad.

Gwyneth Paltrow has suggested that even water has feelings as she encourages her Goop readers to consider the impact that unkind words may have on its molecular structure. On her blog, Gwyneth cites the work of Messages From Water author Masuru Emoto, whose studies have involved talking, shouting and playing music to water to observe the effects.

“I have long had Dr. Emoto’s coffee table book on how negativity changes the structure of water, how the molecules behave differently depending on the words or music being expressed around it.”

If Gwyneth really believes this tripe, she would stop drinking, cooking with, and bathing in water. You think the molecules won’t behave differently when her grimy, clammy thighs slip inside that tub when Aunt Flo is in town? Think again. The water will be leaping to its death from the faucet.

Don’t be fooled, Gwynnie; outside the water bottle, no one can hear you scream…

The NBA Does Not Have A Sterling Reputation

NBA Commissioner SkeletorRegular readers know I hold the NBA with as much contempt as I hold telemarketers and the Irish. So if I’m posting about that thug league, there’s a reason.

Earlier this week, an audiotape was released where Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling allegedly threw out racist terms during an argument with his gold-digging ex-girlfriend. In my opinion, the gold-digger set up Sterling, but whatevs. Natch, the usual race baiting cockroaches came from under the floorboards to call for Sterling’s lynching. Commissioner Skeletor obliged…

In a historic announcement, NBA commissioner Adam Silver has handed Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling a lifetime ban from the NBA, along with issuing the maximum allowable fine of $2.5 million. Of greater significance, Silver has also instructed NBA owners to oust Sterling as owner of the team. The announcement sets the table for an epic legal fight over ownership of the Clippers and the powers of the commissioner.

Yeah, I’m going to need a few paragraphs for this, so the rest is below the fold…

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The Halfwit Halfback

LeSean McCoy Rips Tebow

People ask me why I despise Philadelphia teams – with the exception of the Flyers and the Union. My answer is simple: Phillies fans are arrogant and obnoxious, and Eagles players are stone cold thugs. Take running back LeSean – if that is his real name – McCoy.

Philadelphia Eagles running back LeSean McCoy was recently approached by a TMZ reporter at Los Angeles International Airport. McCoy is not a controversial NFL figure, so it promised to be an uninteresting interview. When the first question thrown at McCoy was to ponder if Will Smith or Rocky Balboa was Philadelphia’s biggest star, it appeared the interview would be a catastrophe.

McCoy was later asked who were the best free agents remaining and Tebow’s name was thrown at him. That prompted a cynical look by McCoy.

“Tim Tebow?” McCoy said. “My son’s two. I’ll take my son over Tim Tebow.”

Hmm, strong words from a man who has never won an NFL playoff game, two national titles, or a Heisman Trophy. But whatevs. At least McCoy is a man of strong moral fiber. Or not.

Don’t get me wrong; McCoy is a great player, and statements like these will ensure his employment for many years to come. You see, the NFL embraces everything Tim Tebow does not: drug abuse, domestic violence, and unbridled thuggery.

Yes LeSean, you are a talented player. You are not, however a talented human being.

People I Hate

Gywneth Paltrow Iron Man 3People I Hate was a regular Friday segment in the early days of SYLG. It gave me a chance to unleash the bile-fueled snark which built up during the previous week. It helped me unwind before a weekend.

After reading this story, I had to resurrect PIH. Thanks, Gwyneth!

Gwyneth Paltrow does herself no favors. In an interview with E! prior to announcing her split from husband Chris Martin, she lamented the difficulty of being an actress and a mom.

“It’s much harder for me,” she said. “I feel like I set it up in a way that makes it difficult because … for me, like if I miss a school run, they are like, ‘Where were you?’ I don’t like to be the lead so I don’t work every day, you know, I have little things that I like and obviously I want it to be good and challenging and interesting, and be with good people and that kind of thing.”

Here’s where things get good:

“I think it’s different when you have an office job, because it’s routine and, you know, you can do all the stuff in the morning and then you come home in the evening,” said the polarizing Paltrow. “When you’re shooting a movie, they’re like, ‘We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,’ and then you work 14 hours a day and that part of it is very difficult. I think to have a regular job and be a mom is not as, of course there are challenges, but it’s not like being on set.”

Wow, is it physically possible to be more tone deaf than this bint? Hey Gwyneth, if I were to rate your overall acting ability, I’d give you a C-word.

Attention Whore Runs For CA Senate

Angry Sandra FlukeSandra Fluke has decided not to run for Congress. Instead, the walking IUD will run for the California State Senate.

Sandra Fluke, the contraception activist who shot from obscurity to the national spotlight in 2012 when she argued that her Catholic law school should be required to provide birth control to female students for free, said Wednesday that she’s decided not to run for Congress in California.

The newly minted ‘social justice attorney’ was one of three Democrats who had petitioned the California Democratic Party for its endorsement in the 33rd District election set for nine months from now.

Fluke will run instead for a state Senate seat held by Democrat Ted Lieu, who is running for Waxman’s seat.

This country was damaged irreparably after the 2008 Presidential election, because Americans elected a professional student who never held a real job and had no experience. New Obamas are popping up every day – Sandra Fluke, Clay Aiken – and they think they are entitled to powerful positions because they enjoyed fifteen minutes of fame.

Fluke will win Waxman’s seat, largely because CA voters are morons. They deserve her.