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Thursday, October 2nd, 2008$10,000 for a date with Maria Sharapova? That’s a God-damned steal!
This is one of those stories that makes you shake your head in disbelief — first, that it happened, and second, that you didn’t get in on it in time. Seems the lovely Wimbledon champ Maria Sharapova put herself — well, a date with [...]
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Thursday, October 2nd, 2008After careful deliberation, I decided that GOP and College and RFTR were right. Mrs. Earp darned well better be my representative from Pennsylvania, lest I sleep on the couch.
She approved both of these photos, so there are no fears of reprisal. Enjoy!
Born and raised in Philadelphia, Mrs. Earp graduated from West Chester [...]
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Wednesday, October 1st, 2008Our tour of American babes brings us to the Great Northwest today. There were a few babes I could have chosen from, but I went with a chick from my favorite television show. Guys, here is Katee Sackhoff from Battlestar Galactica.
More from Wikipedia:
Sackhoff was born in Portland, Oregon and grew up [...]
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Tuesday, September 30th, 2008Mmm . . . Carrie Underwood, the best thing to come out of Oklahoma since Reba McIntire. Carrie is everything a guy like me can ask for: she’s hot, she’s talented, and she was dating Tony Romo (whom is on my fantasy football team and kicking arse for me).
Here’s more from Wikipedia:
Carrie Marie Underwood [...]
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Monday, September 29th, 2008I doubt GroovyVic will let me use her for today’s babe, so I need to find another hottie from Ohio.
UPDATE: Due to popular reader demand, Groovy Vic has sent in two photos of herself. Have at it, boys, and then stop by her blog and thank her:
And there’s also this one (which I really [...]
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Sunday, September 28th, 2008Okay, before anyone makes fun of North Dakota, you may want to hold your tongue. Or, better yet, you can let Bismarck native - and star of Talladega Nights - Leslie Bibb hold it. Heh.
This from Wikipedia:
Bibb was born in Bismarck, North Dakota and raised in Nelson County, Virginia. Her father died when [...]
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Saturday, September 27th, 2008Our cross-country babe-fest lands in the Tar Heel State this morning, and believe me, North Carolina is full of hot, southern-accented babes. Take, for instance, PJ Maximum, The Uber-Conservative (pictured above). Uber is a fellow blogger, professional artist, and a good friend. She is also very, very hot.
(And she can’t [...]
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Friday, September 26th, 2008New York, New York. The town so nice, they named it twice. It is also the birthplace of the Empire State’s babe representative and star of The Princess Diaries, Anne Hathaway. I love this woman.
More from Wikipedia:
Hathaway was born in Brooklyn, New York, and moved to Millburn, New Jersey, when she was [...]
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Thursday, September 25th, 2008New Mexico. It’s like “old” Mexico, but with a lot more Mexicans. When searching for a babe representative of “The Land of Enchantment,” I came upon two choices. The first was Demi Moore, who, while hot, is really very annoying. I passed. The second, was born in Albuquerque, and starred [...]
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Wednesday, September 24th, 2008Ahh, New Jersey, After living in Philadelphia for 39 years, I have to come to appreciate our uber-liberal neighbor. It’s constant traffic circles, its eternal landfills, and its medical waste-strewn beaches have been the brunt of many a joke, but given what God has punished them with, it is nice to see He [...]
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Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008Today’s babe is Jillian Beyor, a native of Northfield, New Hampshire. She is a bikini model and has been featured in Playboy Magazine. Naturally, she looks good in a bathing suit:
It’s a damned shame Summer is over.
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Monday, September 22nd, 2008Our whirlwind tour of America’s babedom lands us in Nevada today. And who could be a better representative of Sin City than a Mixed Martial Artist like Gina Carano? She’s beautiful, she’s dangerous, and she has a body that would pound most of us guys into submission. Nice!
This from Wikipedia:
Carano was born [...]
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Sunday, September 21st, 2008Mental Note: DO NOT joke about Montana ever again. Today’s babe is actress/model Jaime King, who hails from Omaha, Nebraska. She’ll make you husk corn. I guarantee it. Heh. King was okay in Pearl Harbor, but I preferred her as twins Goldie and Wendy in Sin City.
More from Wikipedia:
Jaime King [...]
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Friday, September 19th, 2008There is no greater truism than this: Country music stars are almost always hot. Such is the case with Sara Evans. The New Franklin, Missouri native is my representative of the Show Me State, and who wouldn’t want to see the show, so to speak?
And speaking of a good show . . . [...]
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Thursday, September 18th, 2008Our transcontinental broad vacation lands us in the Magnolia State today. I usually don’t take requests for this segment, but I had to oblige loyal reader Doghouse. Sure, there are plenty of hot babes in Mississippi, but this lovely lass is awesome. I give unto you, Lauren Jones:
This from Wikipedia:
Jones was raised [...]