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Babes Of The 50 States

By Wyatt Earp | September 30, 2008

Mmm . . . Carrie Underwood, the best thing to come out of Oklahoma since Reba McIntire. Carrie is everything a guy like me can ask for: she’s hot, she’s talented, and she was dating Tony Romo (whom is on my fantasy football team and kicking arse for me).

Here’s more from Wikipedia:

Carrie Marie Underwood was born to Stephen and Carolyn Underwood in Muskogee, Oklahoma, and was raised on her parents’ farm in the rural town of Checotah, Oklahoma. She has two older sisters, Shanna(Underwood)Means and Stephanie(Underwood)Shelton. Her father, Stephen, worked in a paper mill and her mother was an elementary school teacher.

She also used to have a third nipple. True story.

<i>Now, that's a nice ensemble.</i>

Now, that's a nice ensemble.

Topics: Babes | 5 Comments »

5 Responses to “Babes Of The 50 States”

  1. -->Doghouse --> Says:
    September 30th, 2008 at 11:18 am

    One hot vegetarian.

  2. USA_Admiral Says:
    September 30th, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    Just don’t cheat on her. Your truck may not survive.

    She is FINE.

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 1st, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    Doghouse – There’s a carrot joke in there somewhere.

    Admiral – Eh, I can get a new truck, but I can’t get a new Car-rie.

  4. Remulak MoxArgon Says:
    October 1st, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    Nipples are like martinis.

    1 is not enough, and 3 are too many.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 2nd, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    Mox – Now that is brilliant!