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Wildwood, NJ Is Now Pasty-Friendly!

By Wyatt Earp | July 16, 2011

Someone is promoting their white, sandy beaches.

Wildwood bills itself as a family friendly resort on the Jersey Shore, but suddenly, it’s a city dealing with an incident of racism.

Yeah, and I bill myself as a talented blogger, but that’s bulls**t, too. Wildwood hasn’t been “family-friendly” since I was a kid. Since those halcyon days, the city has turned into just another Jersey landfill. Scumbag teenagers, white trash adults, and undesirables of all colors have overrun the resort. It’s a shame.

“I thought maybe someone thought this is a prank,” says Uyvonne Robinson, “but it’s not a prank to us. This is our livelihood.”

On Wednesday morning, someone posted a sign outside Nana’s Apartments that read “Parking for whites only.” Robinson and her husband have owned the motel for eleven years, but they have never seen anything like this.

The irony o this story is that one of the visitors to this “family-friendly” town most likely put up the sign. Expect Congresscritter Sheila Jackson-Lee(tard) to comment on this a.s.a.p.

Topics: Snarkasm | 9 Comments »

9 Responses to “Wildwood, NJ Is Now Pasty-Friendly!”

  1. Mark Says:
    July 16th, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    And the Mayor apologized for this?

    Someone should post a sign that reads, “My Mayor is a sissy-boy”. He’d no doubt be forced by political correctness to leave that sign alone.

  2. john Says:
    July 16th, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    black Caucus – YES!! White Caucus – no!
    Black Power – here is your registered sign from Patent Office
    White Power -NO!! – from Patent Office..

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 16th, 2011 at 10:09 pm

    Mark – Not to mention its accuracy.

    John – Welcome to 2011 America.

  4. deadcenter Says:
    July 16th, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    the arrival of Jesse and Al is imminent.

    never mind, just realized the owners of the apartment don’t have nearly enough money for those two carrion eaters

  5. politicalcorrectnesskills Says:
    July 17th, 2011 at 5:44 am

    Oh come on!!! can’t we just riot!!!! lol
    Who is to blame now that we a HOPE AND CHANGE!!!!!!

  6. mad hatter Says:
    July 17th, 2011 at 5:44 am

    Aw. The good ol’ days…

  7. MrGJG Says:
    July 17th, 2011 at 7:43 am

    The mayor apologized and said, “It’s the worst thing anybody can do to anybody”
    Worse than all the black on white crime that has been going on unabated since ‘The Great Society’?
    Worse than the recent ‘flash mobs’ that have been sprouting up all over the country?
    The sad thing is, I believe the Mayor when he say’s that.
    In his mind, racism is the worst thing in the world.

  8. Bob G. Says:
    July 17th, 2011 at 7:54 am

    Cripes, Asbury Park was more “fam-friendly” when I was growing up…Wildwood was just that…WILDER than all the rest.

    AC was pre-casinos and a LOT better than it is today.

    If you wanted some REAL P&Q, all you hadda do was head farther south to Ocean City or Cape May.
    If you a “bit” more adventurous, there was always Sea Isle City.


    God, how I miss THOSE days.

    As to the racism?
    Well, when people start bitching about the OTHER side of the coin (B-on-W racism, which enjoys it apparent anonymity quite well, thank you), then MAYBE we can put that dog to rest…but not before.
    (’cause you KNOW…only WHITE folks can be racist…yeah right. That’s outright BS, too!)

    Guess “Mr. Peanut” would have to agree on that one (he’s still around, right?).

    Roll safe out there.

  9. dollarbill Says:
    July 17th, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    Like this is even newsworthy ?
    I watchedc the tape of the Black Panther saying he hates all whiteys and wishes they were dead
    I didn’t see that on the news at all
    Selective Outrage