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Britney’s Niece Wants To Be Just Like Her

By Wyatt Earp | July 17, 2011

May God have mercy on our souls.

Despite her travails of recent years, Britney Spears is a good southern girl from a good southern family.

The 29-year-old has proven that by having her entourage for the mammoth 33-date Femme Fatale tour consist mostly of blood relatives. Tonight was a special night for the Louisiana girl, as she played the New Orleans leg of the critically praised tour.

Britney’s niece Maddie was seen in the crowd wearing ear protection. Probably a good idea for everyone in a Spears audience. Just sayin’.

Topics: Snarkasm | 4 Comments »

4 Responses to “Britney’s Niece Wants To Be Just Like Her”

  1. realwest Says:
    July 17th, 2011 at 10:07 am

    Howdy Wyatt – geez, for a minute there you had me scared. But her niece is ONLY 3 YEARS OLD! She may want to be like Auntie Brittany today, next week she’ll want to be Wendy in Peter Pan for cryin’ out loud.

    But as for a 3 year old wearing ear protection at one of “Auntie Brittany’s” concerts, well someone ought to notify child protection services. That kid will wind up with permanent ear damage by the time she’s 11 if she keeps going to those concerts – and btw, don’t Brittany’s concerts happen at night……..WAAAAY past a 3 year olds’ bedtime?!?

  2. Otis P. Driftwood Says:
    July 17th, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    I’m either a dinosaur or out of touch. Probably both. I wouldn’t know a Britney Spears song if it was dropped on my head.

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 17th, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    Real – White trash parents don’t assign a bedtime, silly!

    Otis – Consider yourself lucky.

  4. Metoo Says:
    July 18th, 2011 at 11:07 am

    Seems as though most of this family is either a hot mess or a hot mess waiting to happen.