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Man Gives New Meaning To iPod “Touch”

By Wyatt Earp | September 23, 2011

Meet Jason Daniel Goodman.

(Yeah, I thought it was Peter Griffin, too.)

Jason has a problem with fatty foods. He also has a problem with his memory, which in turn exposed his problem with kiddie pr0n. Now, he’s going to have a problem with his cellmates.

Jason Daniel Goodman, 33, was arrested on a pair of felony child pornography charges nearly one year after he misplaced the porn-laden device at a Shell station. [He] was held on $200,000 bail after authorities found about 1,400 pornographic images on the iPod – including dozens showing under-aged girls, some as young as 8 years old.

Goodman, of Oakland, Ore., forgot to grab his iPod from the counter after stopping by the gas station in October 2010. The device sat in a desk at the station for five months, waiting for its owner to claim it, before an employee asked the boss if he could bring it home.

When the worker’s wife recharged the iPod, she was horrified to find the graphic sexual images and turned the device over to Sunderlin police. Oregon State Police took over the case, and computer forensics experts were able to link the porn stash to Goodman. (H/TFerrell)

“Porn stash?” Well played, New York Daily News!

Topics: The Job | 10 Comments »

10 Responses to “Man Gives New Meaning To iPod “Touch””

  1. Old NFO Says:
    September 23rd, 2011 at 9:16 pm

    Yep, he’s NOT going to like prison… NOT at all :-)

  2. fozzy Says:
    September 23rd, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    Microsoft wants their table computer to link to any portable device automatically.. All you have to do is put your phone on the desktop and all your pictures spray onto the screen. Should be funny in the future when scumbags like this have to explain why there’s suddenly kiddie porn all over the table during a meeting.

  3. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    September 23rd, 2011 at 9:39 pm

    Jason meet Bubba……..

    Bubba meet Jason…….

    ….and they (at least Bubba) lived happily ever after…..

  4. Watuschski Says:
    September 23rd, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    Holy Shit!! Are youse guys sure that he isn’t Michael Moore?

  5. deadcenter Says:
    September 23rd, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    I’m with Watuschski, I was hoping it was Big Mikey.

  6. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    September 24th, 2011 at 2:13 am

    “Dat ain’t my iPod… dis ain’t my pr0n… deese ain’t my pants! I dunno nuttin bout dat!”

  7. andycanuck Says:
    September 24th, 2011 at 9:17 am

    Why was the Urban Cowboy’s porn stash brown and smelly?
    He’d been looking for love in all the wrong places.

  8. Lou Says:
    September 24th, 2011 at 10:52 am

    Please tell me that picture has been modified. Nobody should be that wide.

  9. Dannytheman Says:
    September 24th, 2011 at 11:52 am

    Reading this stuff creeps me out.. 8 year old little girls? Really?? I pray Bubba is hung like a mule!!

  10. Rick Says:
    September 25th, 2011 at 8:53 pm

    He will be punked or killed