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“Weinergate” Heads To Top Of News Cycle

By Wyatt Earp | June 1, 2011

By now you may have heard about “Weinergate” – Rep. Anthony Weiner’s (D-NY) Twitter gaffe. Weiner, who recently married one of Hillary Clinton’s Senate aides. “allegedly” sent a photo of his wiener to a 21-year old college student through his Twitter account. Sadly, the dumbass made a mistake and accidentally sent the lewd photo (above) out to all 40,000 of his Twitter followers. Now, after making unbelievable excuses and implausible denials, Weiner pulls it out: the anger card, I mean.

[I]t was clear that Weiner was no longer interested in saying anything more about the matter. And the more that CNN reporter Dana Bash and her producer Tom Barrett pushed, the more animated Weiner became – especially when asked, over and over again, to deny whether he had sent the photo, a crotch-level shot of a man in underwear. He was also asked repeatedly why he had not asked the police or the FBI to investigate the matter.

“You want to do the briefing?” Weiner snapped at Barrett. “Why don’t you let me do the answers and you do the questions?” Finally he called Barrett, who continued to press him on the subject, a “jackass.”

A short, detailed timeline of the events , but to be honest, Ace at Ace of Spades HQ did all of the legwork on this story. He ran down leads, interviewed some of the parties involved – including the college student who received the photo – and posted update after informative update all weekend long. To date, the Drudge Report has barely mentioned the story, and even big-time radio hosts like Rush Limbaugh have avoided the scandal. Pretty lame.

That’s okay guys, AoSHQ is on it. When the truth comes out – that Weiner was sending pics of his junk to co-eds, lying about a crime (by saying his account was hacked), and tweeting with a high school girl – you better give Ace all of the credit.

UPDATE, 6/6: Weiner just held a press conference, admitting the photo – and others – are of him. He apologized to everyone, threw out some fake tears, but refused to resign. Shocka!

Topics: Evil = Funny | 28 Comments »

28 Responses to ““Weinergate” Heads To Top Of News Cycle”

  1. Randal Graves Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    I watched the video of him being interviewed on CNN. Dude’s a total d-bag. Man up and admit it instead of being a pusss-ahhh.

  2. GroovyVic Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    What kind of guy sends a woman a picture of his peen? I mean really….

  3. realwest Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    OY! First CNN, now, today, the WaPo is on his case too!!

  4. ed Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    Normally, I’m kinda a good natured guy, like that retarded kid you see at the ice cream shop.

    But the way some of our “conservative betters” tried to kneecap ace over this issue really, really had me steamin’ mad.

    JPod went back and forth with ace over this on twitter.

    Anyway, afterwards, I was so pissed of that I ranted about JPod being a “c*cksucker” and I wasn’t being ironic or anything like that.

    I was freakin’ furious.

    When even CNN is covering this story with more rigor and perseverance than NRO and what not…


    Like I said, I don’t lose my temper often on the internet.

    But I sure as heck did then.

    No link, cuz twitter is too complicated for me to deal with.

    Seriously though, ace put in sooooo much work into developing this story.

  5. bob (either orr) Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    Haven’t seen the pic, nor do I particularly want to, but my wager is that a lot of people are laughing at Anthony and his little Weiner.

  6. BlackOrchid Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    That photo is hilarious! Oh my God. yes I am laughing at Teeny Tony

    Also here’s the deal:

    He “likes” young ladies. Is privately Internet-sexy-phoning with one. She sends him naughty pics of herself, plus accompanying sexy-talk. Cos she’s so, so Hot for Horschack. It’s an acquired taste, what can I say?

    Then he wants to show her what she’s doing to his Little Bit. OOPS! mistype! misfire! And the whole world knows about his . . . shortcomings.

    it’s been real, it’s been fun – and I can honestly say – IT’S BEEN REAL FUN!

  7. John D Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 3:19 pm

    Pretty lame.

    By lame, do you mean limp?

    This story has me motivated to follow Michele Bachmann on Twitter in the hope that she’ll accidentally send me a revealing pic of herself. But I’m sure she’s not as inept as little Weiner-dog, so I’m not holding my breath.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 4:27 pm

    Randal – I want to know how he gets babes to follow him. Guy makes me look like Brad Pitt.

    GroovyVic – Obviously someone with some serious psychological issues.

    Real – Story is now too big to ignore – thanks in part of Ace.

    Ed – he really did, and when this story comes to a head – heh – no conservative writers will give him the credit he deserves.

    Bob – The pic is above, but I obscured it with the “Weinergate” graphic.

    Orchid – If you’re gonna do that – and a lot of people do – you would think you’d take the time to make sure where it’s being sent before you ship it out. To quote Darth Vader in The Empire Strikes Back, “He’s as clumsy as he is stupid.”

    John D. – Your lips to God’s ears. She’s a hottie.

  9. C/A Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    I hope he gets run out of Congress like a Republican!

  10. Robert Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    Just more “Junk Mail” from an idiot in DC. A democrat “Stiffs” us all the time. I can’t understand the lack of “Coverage” by the Media on this issue.

    A Conservative sent a “Shirtless” pic and immediately resigned. 240 stories about it. Wiener packages his manhood and sends it over a to a twit and if it wasn’t for Ace, it would get NO ATTENTION at all. Well done ACE.

  11. Chris C Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    I love his excuse that the picture was someone’s way of making fun of his last name.

    This whole thing reminds me of the Eddie Murphy bit “Wasn’t me”.

  12. Robert Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    How about this: I can say FOR SURE WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT THAT I DIDN’T SEND THAT PICTURE. See how easy it is.


    “I sent that picture and I’m sorry for my lack of judgement”… I RESIGN.”

  13. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 6:03 pm

    It’s certainly not a show stopper, but if I had to say something nice, it’s the perfect size for non-painful butt sex.

    He should have worked in some product placement with a pair of open Dockers.

  14. Dannytheman Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 7:26 pm

    I wonder if he was thinking about Megyn Kelly when he snapped the photo? He is a loser of Biblical proportions. Small proportions, but biblical.

  15. piperfromtn Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    Mark Levin just covered Anthony’s weiner.

  16. realwest Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    Hey all y’all, just be glad you didn’t see the first photo – someone had to tell Weiner the sock goes in front!!!
    (h/t Running Bare)!!

  17. JT Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    Give ‘em hell Ace !

  18. Code Monkey Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    Am I the only one that thinks the word “Weinergate” should be at an angle in the image? I think it would be more fung shui that way… ;)

  19. RogerDee Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 10:56 pm

    Hey, is that a sweet pickle in your pocket, or are you just happy to see BARNEY FRANK, you douche!?!?!?!

  20. Crusty Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 11:00 pm

    Quote from Brett Farve “Thanks for taking the heat off me Flash Weiner but do it like a pro don ‘t wrap the package”

  21. andycanuck Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 11:39 pm

    I hope that darned Republican perv gets what’s coming to him!

  22. andycanuck Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 11:40 pm

    Darn tinyurl.

  23. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 2nd, 2011 at 12:06 am

    Captain – And he’s always the first one to slam a Republican when they do something stupid.

    Robert – In Lee’s defense, he had the good sense to resign fairly quickly. Many – but not all – Republicans do, most Dems do not.

    Chris C. – He’s obviously guilty as sin to everyone but himself.

    Mrs. Crankipants – If you’re not wearing Dockers, you’re just wearing open pants.

    Danny – Megyn Kelly. Mmm . . . .

    Piper – If he calls, Mark can shout, “GET OFF THE PHONE, YA BIG DOPE!”

    Real – Nicely played!

    JT – He’s giving them both barrels – and still getting no credit.

    CM – I didn’t want to leave everything to the imagination.

    Roger – Frank probably used this pic as his screensaver.

    Crusty – It’s probably covered with pimples . . . or it’s a cucumber.

    Andy – I saw that. Does Reuters think people are stupid?

  24. Code Monkey Says:
    June 2nd, 2011 at 12:20 am

    That’s not a pickle. It’s one of the European toxic cucumbers. E coli & career killers all in one!

  25. Robert Says:
    June 2nd, 2011 at 12:31 am

    You ready for the BEST PREDICTION EVER?

    Anthony Wiener (D-Dongflasher) will come out and say “He’s gay” the picture was sent by his lover under his twitter login on accident. He was trying to protect his lover and his secret.

    This will be a win win for Wiener and the Democrats. Wiener will get the GLBT folks in his corner, Democrats will circle the wagons and blame the homophibic nature of “RightWing” America for his shame…

    Bet on it.

  26. Josh Says:
    June 2nd, 2011 at 8:47 am

    Weinergate! “It’s not my crotch!” says Anthony…

  27. Weinergate Coverage « The Liberal Lie (In Color) Says:
    June 2nd, 2011 at 10:00 am

    [...] I was going to a post on Rep Michael Weiner but there is excellent coverage at and Ace of [...]

  28. Watuschski Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 6:36 am

    If the underwear fit, Weiner must quit.