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Crystal Harris: Golddigger

By Wyatt Earp | June 27, 2011

Yeah, we figured as much, but the Playmate confirmed it with this little stunt.

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner may be regretting his generous decision to let former fiancée Crystal Harris keep her engagement ring. After the Playmate broke up with 85-year-old Hefner, he took the high road and let her keep her three carat diamond ring worth an estimated $90,000 but since then Harris has acted far less ceremoniously.

She has already raised eyebrows for spending what would have been her wedding day partying in Las Vegas. And now Crystal has reportedly taken her sparkler to a jeweler to get it appraised, prompting speculation that she’s going to sell the gift.

I almost feel sorry for Hef . . . then I remember he gets to plow a Playboy Playmate every night. So frak him and his ring.

Topics: Babes | 6 Comments »

6 Responses to “Crystal Harris: Golddigger”

  1. GroovyVic Says:
    June 27th, 2011 at 7:28 am

    Have you not read what some of those Playmates have said about Hef and those “private sessions?” I think I’ll stick to 40-something guys, thankew!

  2. Otis P. Driftwood Says:
    June 27th, 2011 at 9:31 am

    What did people expect her to do when he let her keep the ring? He’s probably got 10-12 more rings just like it laying around. And heaven knows how many women just like her.

  3. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    June 27th, 2011 at 11:13 am

    My beat in Chicago was just west of the Playboy Mansion. St. Hef DID NOT like the police but just used them as needed. He was a dog in the 70′s and hasn’t changed.

  4. realwest Says:
    June 27th, 2011 at 11:18 am

    I DO feel sorry for Hef. Hey, how many of us old, mature guys get to get stuff like that?!?
    Here, Hef, take two blondes, a brunette and these little blue pills, I hear they work wonders!!

  5. Jon Brooks Says:
    June 27th, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    Maybe she could go ‘gold farming’ online in World of Warcraft too.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 27th, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    GroovyVic – And I’ll stick to 20-something hotties.

    Otis – I’m just surprised she tried to hock it so quickly.

    LDIV – Of course he didn’t. He’s a limousine liberal. They all hate the po-po.

    Real – We need to form our own magazine. It’s the only way to get that tail at our age.

    Jon – Don’t give her any ideas!