By Wyatt Earp | September 13, 2011
Guys, this is BY FAR the worst story you will ever read. And second place is not even close? The Lorena Bobbitt story isn’t even in the same zip code as this one, so if you don’t want to spend the rest of your day cringing, look away.
And we begin . . .
56-year old Zhang Nan wanted to look younger. So, the Chinese man decided to undergo an eel treatment at a local spa. There, customers strip down, and enter a bathtub full of the slippery bastards.
He was just sitting there, minding his own business . . . when it happened.
The eel treatment in question is a similar concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures. Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin.
But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realized a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.
Apparently, the eels have a “members only” policy.
‘I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realized a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,’ the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said. ‘I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.’
Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it. Surgeon Jin Wang said that, because of the eel’s slippery nature, it was able to make a smooth entry into the genitals of Nan. (H/T – C/A)
Come on! Jin Wang? They made that up! Who was the anesthetist, Harry Johnson?