By Wyatt Earp | May 19, 2011
Ladies, have you ever gotten “the urge” while swimming or strolling on the beach? If you answered yes, do I have good news for you! Swimgerie has arrived! It’s basically swimwear that can double as lingerie, because apparently no one has ever had sex while wearing a bathing suit. No, you stop, change out of the bikini and into lingerie, then tear those clothes off.
“It’s a little bikini revolution”, says PR and Style Expert Nadja Atwal who once won a national Miss Bikini contest. “If any of my competitors had worn swimgerie in the contest, I would have surely lost to that girl, because these pieces have an unbeatable X-factor.”
The new trend – best displayed by the label Femme Noir Swimgerie – has an economical appeal as well. “Since swimgerie makes you both the goddess of the beach and queen of the night,” Atwal continues. “It’s budget friendly!
There’s a fish smell joke in there, but I’m not touching it with a ten-foot rod.
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