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Attention Ladies, Swimgerie Has Arrived!

By Wyatt Earp | May 19, 2011

Ladies, have you ever gotten “the urge” while swimming or strolling on the beach? If you answered yes, do I have good news for you! Swimgerie has arrived! It’s basically swimwear that can double as lingerie, because apparently no one has ever had sex while wearing a bathing suit. No, you stop, change out of the bikini and into lingerie, then tear those clothes off.

“It’s a little bikini revolution”, says PR and Style Expert Nadja Atwal who once won a national Miss Bikini contest. “If any of my competitors had worn swimgerie in the contest, I would have surely lost to that girl, because these pieces have an unbeatable X-factor.”

The new trend – best displayed by the label Femme Noir Swimgerie – has an economical appeal as well. “Since swimgerie makes you both the goddess of the beach and queen of the night,” Atwal continues. “It’s budget friendly!

There’s a fish smell joke in there, but I’m not touching it with a ten-foot rod.

UPDATE: Comments were down all day. They’re back up now.

Topics: Babes | 8 Comments »

8 Responses to “Attention Ladies, Swimgerie Has Arrived!”

  1. JT Says:
    May 19th, 2011 at 2:22 pm

    There’s a fish smell joke in there, but I’m not touching it with a ten-foot rod.

    Not even a fly rod ?

  2. Fenway_Nation Says:
    May 19th, 2011 at 4:37 pm

    Yawn….let me know when they come out with bacongerie.

  3. lou Says:
    May 19th, 2011 at 5:55 pm

    Great. Now we’ll never get that smell out of the water.

    /Was that it?

  4. Robert B. Says:
    May 19th, 2011 at 7:09 pm

    I wondered why all the tomcats in the neighborhood were yowling…

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 19th, 2011 at 7:40 pm

    JT – Not even with my wedding tackle.

    Fenway – No way, I’m keeping that story to myself!

    Lou – No, but that was better than what I was thinking.

    Robert B. – They wanted their Fancy Feast.

  6. L Frame S&W Says:
    May 19th, 2011 at 7:51 pm

    I like the outfit on the right, uninterrupted access from the chin past the navel.

  7. Skip Says:
    May 20th, 2011 at 2:16 am

    To my perverted way of thinking the sexiest thing a woman can wear is a mans dress shirt…and a smile.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 21st, 2011 at 11:51 am

    L Frame – What’s not to love? Skin, skin, and more skin!

    Skip – I’m like that with a hockey jersey. Definite turn-on.