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Weekend Caption Contest

By Wyatt Earp | May 20, 2011

She’s Better Than Jayson Werth Caption Contest

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 23rd. Good luck!

Original Caption: While holding her 8-month old son, Jerry, Tiffany Goodwin, of Fredericksburg, Va., catches a foul ball in front of her husband, Allen, at right with glove, during a Double-A baseball game between the Richmond Flying Squirrels and Harrisburg Senators on Sunday, May 15, 2011, in Richmond, Va.

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Topics: Caption Contest | 21 Comments »

21 Responses to “Weekend Caption Contest”

  1. John D Says:
    May 20th, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    Cindy’s multi-tasking skills seemed to have no limit… until her cell phone rang, at which point she dropped the baby to answer it.

  2. Jon Brooks Says:
    May 20th, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    The babys throw to second however, fell short.

  3. realwest Says:
    May 20th, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    “Talk about Multi-tasking!”

    oops, sorry there John D, didn’t see your comment!

  4. Mike47 Says:
    May 20th, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    “Damn! I hadda go and get born to one of those Supermoms.”

  5. dr. evil Says:
    May 20th, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    I can undesrtand the helmet on a child. But an adult bringing a glove to a game? Unforgivable.

  6. dr. evil Says:
    May 20th, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    The msot amazing part of this photo is we have documented proof that Nationals fans do exist.

  7. Veeshir Says:
    May 20th, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    dr. evil, I’m a Nats fan. I used to be a Mets fan but they pissed me off in 01 or so and baseball itself pissed me off the last strike.
    So I stopped watching until the Nats came to DC.

    It’s great.

    You expect them to lose so when they lose you just go to bed.
    You don’t have to worry about what Philly or Atlanta is doing, you don’t get bummed when they don’t make the playoffs (Hey Mets fans!), and when Philly comes to town you get to point and laugh at all the Philly fans who whine about Jason Werth the Sellout (TM).

    Plus, there’s a boat to the ball park from about a mile from my house that sells Amstel Lite cheaper than any of the bars near where the boat leaves and a whole lot cheaper than in the park.

    It’s all upside with no downside.

    My caption?

    Cruel Mom plays keep-away with idiot DC residents.

  8. richard mcenroe Says:
    May 20th, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    Sarah Palin shows Obama what Opening Day should look like…

  9. tom Says:
    May 20th, 2011 at 3:22 pm

    “She’s got the whole world in her hands….”

  10. L4H Says:
    May 20th, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    Drop the baby once, shame on me. Drop the baby twice, Toddler-Helm (TM)!

  11. Jim Says:
    May 20th, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    No caption, but that dude in the sunglasses two rows behind the action is totally unimpressed with Supermom.

  12. Sonicfrog Says:
    May 20th, 2011 at 3:53 pm

    Of course, things went astray when jealousy of Supermom’s awesome skills with a mitt drove the woman in green to pull out a gun and make her pay for her “perfection”.

  13. Lergnom Says:
    May 20th, 2011 at 3:55 pm

    Woman’s work is never done

  14. Cowboy Blob Says:
    May 20th, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    Dang, Mom, you almost made me drop my chaw o’ Skoal..

  15. dr. evil Says:
    May 20th, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    On one hand, it’s a great catch. One the other hand is her greatest error.

  16. JT Says:
    May 20th, 2011 at 7:24 pm

    “I can wash out forty-four pairs of socks
    And have them hangin out on the line
    I can starch and iron two dozen shirts
    Before you can count from one to nine
    I can scoop up a great big dipper
    Full of lard from the drippin’s can
    Throw it in the skillet, go out and do my
    Shopping and be back before it melts in the pan
    ‘Cause I’m a woman
    Double U O M A N
    I’ll say it again

    I can rub and scrub till this old house
    Is shinin like a dime
    Feed the baby, grease the car and
    Powder my face at the same time
    Get all dressed up, go out and swing
    Till four a.m. and then
    Lay down at five, jump up at six
    And start all over again
    ‘Cause I’m a woman
    Double U O M A N
    I’ll say it again

    If you come to me sickly, you know
    I’m gonna make you well
    If you come to me hexed up,
    You know I’m gonna break the spell
    If you come to me hungry,
    You know I’m gonna fill you full o’ grits
    If it’s lovin’ you’re lackin, I’ll kiss you
    And give you the shiverin fits
    ‘Cause I’m a woman
    Double U O M A N
    I’ll say it again

    I can stretch a greenback dollar bill
    From here to kingdom come
    I can play the numbers, pay my bills
    And still end up with some
    I got a twenty dollar gold piece says
    There ain’t nothin I can’t do
    I can make a dress out of a feed bag
    And I can make a man out of you
    ‘Cause I’m a woman
    Double U O M A N
    I’ll say it again
    ‘Cause I’m a woman
    Double U O M A N
    And that’s all”

    Maria Muldaur at the game.

  17. proof Says:
    May 20th, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    Giving “squeeze play” a whole new meaning!

  18. PopsPetrick Says:
    May 20th, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    Mama has a glove, but I don’t even have any shoes…

  19. Dannytheman Says:
    May 21st, 2011 at 6:26 pm

    Lesbians can catch and have babies!!

  20. Murphy Says:
    May 22nd, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    Mother with ball; Has more than Husband!

  21. dr. evil Says:
    May 23rd, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    Every man here needs to admit it. The first thing we all noticed was how her bag strap nicely seperated her breast-ticles!