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Utah Looks To Make “Acting Sexy” Illegal

By Wyatt Earp | May 21, 2011

I’ll have to steer clear of the Beehive State. I don’t want to get pinched.

In a major crackdown on prostitution a new law has made it illegal for people to touch themselves in a lewd way. Two escort services in Utah have filed a lawsuit to try to stop the solicitation law, claiming strippers or escorts could be arrested just for acting sexy.

Lawyer Andrew McCullough, who is representing the escort services in the federal lawsuit, said the law is so broad it could lead to police officers arresting pole dancers or strippers who are just doing their job.

I hereby volunteer for the strip club detail! (Just as soon as I get some dollar bills.)

Topics: WTF? | 4 Comments »

4 Responses to “Utah Looks To Make “Acting Sexy” Illegal”

  1. GroovyVic Says:
    May 21st, 2011 at 8:55 pm

    So what if you’re a dude and you need to adjust the boys?

    What if a chick’s bra strap needs adjusting? It happens…

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 21st, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    GroovyVic – Well, then I’ll have to come along and make sure everything is on the up and up. For the ladies, I mean.

  3. Crusty Says:
    May 21st, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    Boooooo What next stiletto heels on little people?

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 22nd, 2011 at 7:25 am

    Crusty – Small people, or dwarves?