By Wyatt Earp | February 19, 2011
There are a million stories in the naked city . . .
Philadelphia police are on the scene at 17th and JFK Boulevard after a bizarre accident involving a pedestrian and a woman not wearing any clothes. Philadelphia police confirm the accident happened on Wednesday afternoon around 3 p.m. when the woman, who was driving a car, did a U-turn on the busy road and struck the pedestrian in front of police officers.
It is unclear if the woman was naked as she drove the car, or whether she took her clothes off after the accident, and before she was apprehended by police. (H/T – Mrs. Crankipants)
Now guys, I know what you’re thinking: This is awesome, right? Not so much. In my 17 years, I have run to quite a few naked women on this job. Trust me, it’s always more Freddy Krueger and less Diane Kruger.