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Nude Woman Involved In Auto Accident

By Wyatt Earp | February 19, 2011

There are a million stories in the naked city . . .

Philadelphia police are on the scene at 17th and JFK Boulevard after a bizarre accident involving a pedestrian and a woman not wearing any clothes. Philadelphia police confirm the accident happened on Wednesday afternoon around 3 p.m. when the woman, who was driving a car, did a U-turn on the busy road and struck the pedestrian in front of police officers.

It is unclear if the woman was naked as she drove the car, or whether she took her clothes off after the accident, and before she was apprehended by police. (H/TMrs. Crankipants)

Now guys, I know what you’re thinking: This is awesome, right? Not so much. In my 17 years, I have run to quite a few naked women on this job. Trust me, it’s always more Freddy Krueger and less Diane Kruger.

Topics: Evil = Funny, Philly | 15 Comments »

15 Responses to “Nude Woman Involved In Auto Accident”

  1. Picky Says:
    February 19th, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    Having been in the nursing profession for ten years now, I can definitely state that there are very few people that look “great” naked. And by “very few” I mean “one” in that ten year period.

  2. RT Says:
    February 19th, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    That almost ranks up there with the “naked guy” episode of Cops, when it was filmed in Philadelphia.

  3. C/A Says:
    February 19th, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    YO DUDE- Thats my old crew!!! Whew!

  4. Robert B. Says:
    February 19th, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    Why is it usually the beauty-impaired that disrobe in public? Can’t some hot ladies do it for a change?

  5. hutch1200 Says:
    February 19th, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    I Concur Wyatt. Had to do phone repairs @ a Nudist Camp near Leighighton,Pa. Wouldn’t hit a one of them w/an Ewoks……(family blog, insert your own!,,I mean really, insert your own!!)

  6. Old NFO Says:
    February 19th, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    LOL- I’m betting it WASN’T a hot one… not by any means…

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 19th, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    Picky – There’s “good naked” and “bad naked.” I think most people fall into the second category.

    RT – Jimmy Boone was the sergeant in that episode. Great cop.

    Captain – You would have banged her. Sight unseen.

    Robert B. – Hot ladies usually aren’t batsh*t insane.

    Hutch1200 – I’m not inserting anything anywhere!!!

    Old NFO – Probably someone troll-like in appearance.

  8. Tonyf Says:
    February 19th, 2011 at 11:39 pm

    Back in the day, I heard a call go out about some naked babe gardening on a busy street corner. Naturally, I was only two blocks away and took the call. I arrived to find this “babe” bent over with a rake in her hand, some of those olf “pedal pusher” pants out of the 50′s, and a bonnet on her head. No top, bent over… Well, let’s just say I still have nightmares about those breasts. I think they hung at least a foot from her chest. Maybe a couple of double f’s, g’s, or even bigger. It was tough to stop and tell her, “Ma’am, we’ve had some complaints, could you put on some clothes?” Amazingly, she had no problem with it and slipped on her blouse, I thanked her, and off I went to fight some crime. Holy crap, that was a long time ago. I still remember it like it was yesterday. One of those “never ever get out of your brain the sight of such a thing.” Definitely the Freddy Kreuger type. Arghhhhh….

  9. Jim Says:
    February 20th, 2011 at 10:10 am

    Can we quit discussing facts and leave me to my imagination?

  10. RogerDee Says:
    February 20th, 2011 at 10:14 am

    Where’s Leslie Neilsen when you need him?!?!!!

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 20th, 2011 at 11:59 am

    TonyF – And those memories never fade.

    Jim – Sorry about that.

    Roger – I don’t think he’s coming back.

  12. Dr. Evil Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 8:37 am

    dissappointred in the picture for this article, until I read the Freddy Kruger thing.

  13. JCM Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 2:32 pm

    20 years on the FD… Two memorable knock down drag out fights involved nekkid women, on drugs, of course.

    One took 3 Firefighters, 2 Ambulance attendants and 3 cops to “win.” All piled into a small bathroom. Only 2 of us and the women could really fit, but she kicked our ass 2 at a time.

    Finally made a crazy sandwich out of her, backboard – patient – backboard wrapped in 4 rolls of 2″ medical tape.

    And even then she sounded like a passel of pissed of pussy cats and swarm of hornets in a small box.

    As we’re carrying her to the ambulance, a indignant neighbor demands to know what we are doing to her.

  14. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    Dr. Evil – Diane Kruger is way hot. Way. Hot.

    JCM – “We’re trying to get her help!” (Then add “Idiot” under your breath.)

  15. elliot Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 10:34 pm

    For all the negative comments about the disappointing quality of the Naked Woman calls, I have no doubt that there will be cars responding from other districts (just in case :-) ). I can’t see the downside.

    You either 1.) arrive to see the one in a million naked Jessica Alba, or 2). watch your buddies wrestle a feces covered hobgoblin into the back of a wagon.