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Mayor Says No To Lingerie Football League

By Wyatt Earp | November 13, 2010

Pity Oklahoma City Mayor Mick Cornett. The man graduated college with a degree in journalism and spent time as a sports reporter and anchor, yet he doesn’t realize the worth of a sports franchise – even if it’s chicks in lingerie.

I know this is Oklahoma Freakin’ City, but why would Cornett want to push away a money-making business? He does realize how bad the economy is, right?

The Lingerie Football League was looking toward expanding to Oklahoma City. The key word: Was.

Mayor Mick Cornett told media Thursday that he will not allow a team to play in Oklahoma City. The Lingerie League is made up of 10 teams that feature women playing tackle football in bras, panties and garters.

And really, who would want to pay money to see that? Idiots.

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6 Responses to “Mayor Says No To Lingerie Football League”

  1. Dr. Evil Says:
    November 13th, 2010 at 9:19 am

    Actually, been to a game in Reading. It was a VERY GOOD game. And not by pig-pervert standards, the football kicked keester! A lot of man superior thinknig mah-roons could learn a lot from watching these games. Especially when they realize these ladies could knock the crap out of them.

  2. proof Says:
    November 13th, 2010 at 11:30 am

    Maybe if they put the refs in tight Spandex pants, then they could get the Mrs. Crankipants demographic?

  3. RT Says:
    November 13th, 2010 at 11:34 am

    I’d rather see a guy with a nice butt in jeans and a t-shirt. Guys with spandex went out with those hideous bike shorts.

  4. Robert Says:
    November 13th, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    I wonder how many strip bars are in OKC? How many liquor stores? How many McDonalds with those dangerous happy meals?…

    I tell you what these girls HIT and they play to win. Don’t hate em cause they do it looking good….All I want to be is the coach! and or waterboy, towel boy, hell I’d be the damn bench sander to hang out with them phillys.

  5. bob (either orr) Says:
    November 13th, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    And this guy is a Republican?

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 13th, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    Dr. Evil – I look at it this way. If the lingerie was the only thing noticable, what’s the point? Good to know the football ain’t bad, either.

    Proof – Everyone likes a good junk shot.

    RT – And Zubaz.

    Robert – I’d be the guy who wipes uo the sweat when they hit the ground – like in the NBA.

    Bob – I was shocked and appalled.