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Living La Vida Hotta

By Wyatt Earp | November 5, 2010

This Mexican piece of hawt is Rebecca de Alba. She is singer Ricky Martin’s ex-girlfriend. Or is it ex-beard?

Mexican model and television presenter Rebecca de Alba is making news today days after her former beau, Ricky Martin, had a tell all confession on “The Oprah Winfrey Show” about being homosexual.

The journalist and former Miss México has become the Latin version of Heidi Klum, hosting “Project Runway Latino America.” The episodes have reportedly been filmed in Argentina.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ricky Martin is teh ghey? Why was I not informed?? Also, can someone explain to me why the gay guys getting all the hot chicks???

Topics: Babes | 19 Comments »

19 Responses to “Living La Vida Hotta”

  1. Woody Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 7:27 am


  2. Jon Brooks Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 7:47 am

    Is she laundering for the drug cartels like one of the last ones? If so I’ll give her a safe house at my place.
    My signifigant other told me her granddaughter who just loves Ricky knew all along. I think they all fantasize about straightening him out.

  3. John D Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 9:06 am

    If she’s a beard, I’d bet there are millions of guys willing to shave her.

  4. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 9:48 am

    Gay guys get all of the hot chicks because they feeeel and emphasize with women.

    All straight men care about is Football, Pork Rinds, Guns and Beer.

    When I was in college, there was a gay guy on the floor of the dorm I lived in, short, kind of pudgy but HOT HOT Women would bang down his door at all hours begging to talk to him.

    It got to the point where you had to make friends with this guy so you could get dates with these women…

  5. AJ Lynch Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 11:36 am

    How come the hawties like her and on the Spanish language TV soaps hardly ever appear Mexican?

  6. Ingineer66 Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 11:58 am

    Oh this girl could straighten me out any time.

    There are blond headed Mexicans. We are just used to seeing guys like the Frito Bandito on TV playing Mexicans. Either that or the ones that look like this babe don’t need to come up here and pick lettuce or clean houses, they can do just fine at home.

  7. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Gay men have great taste in art, interior design, coffee table books, grooming, food, wine, and fashion. (Music is the one exception to the rule.) They understand why we need more than ten pairs of shoes, and they like to go dancing. Gay men would be perfect, except for the “no sex with women” thing. That’s why we put up with football, pork rinds, Dockers, and your beer can collection.

  8. proof Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    Muy caliente!

  9. John D Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    Apparently, Mrs. Crankipants is unfamiliar with Perez Hilton.

  10. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    Mrs. C: What is wrong with Dockers? Best pairs of pants ever made.

    And I don’t have a beer can collection, I have a ’70′s Records Vinyl collection. Would that get me in with women if I weren’t ahem, married?

  11. bob (either orr) Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    Ferrell G. — another vinyl guy. Yes!
    I have the same question. (BTW, my 16-year-old nephew is bugging me to sell him some of my vinyl. Told him my son gets first dibs on it… and he’s already declared interest in it.)

  12. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    John D.,
    I know who Perez is! I had more of a Rupert Everett in mind, before he became intimate with Wayne Newton’s plastic surgeon.

    I’m sorry, did I say Dockers? I meant to say sans-a-belt. And the vinyl record collection is a definite chick magnet. The ladies love anything retro, myself included! Of course, anyone under the age of 25, isn’t going to know what a record is, but that’s okay because you’re ahem married.

  13. fozzy Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    AJ Lynch – Because despite what media tells you, America is not that racist compared to the rest of the world. In Latin America your career and social success depends a lot on how European your blood is, “untainted” by Native ancestors.

  14. Dr. Evil Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    It took me fifteen minutes to type this sentence…as my hands were busy elsewhere.

    last time I take my laptime to the bathroom…

  15. Dr. Evil Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    …at a McDonald’s Playland…

  16. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    Woody – I don’t think I can handle one!

    Jon – “Straightening him out.” I see what you did there.

    John D – For some reason, I think she is already shaved. Just sayin’.

    Ferrell – Ride the wave of some other guy’s emotion!

    AJ – Because usually the “mustache bomb” goes off by then.

    Ingineer66 – Gals like her and Salma Hayek. Boing!

    Mrs. Crankipants – I don’t like Dockers. They don’t fit right. I prefer Lee khakis. Much better.

    Proof – Y muy bueno!

    John D – What a mess.

    Ferrell – You got any Leo Sayer?

    Bob – I still have a few albums here, too.

    Mrs. Crankipants – You like retro? I never would have guessed.

    Fozzy – Heh, heh, “taint.”

    Dr. Evil – This is why I tell people we’re not related. Just sayin’.

  17. Crazy Politico Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    I’ll lie and tell her I’m gay if it’ll get me in the sack with her.

  18. Skip Says:
    November 6th, 2010 at 4:40 am

    ‘Cause gay guys know what a woman likes, as opposed to guys thinkin’ “I gotta get off an’ I need a sammich.”
    Now that I think about it, I need a sammich and lookin’ at that picher, I’ll see if she is still awake.

  19. Lergnom Says:
    November 7th, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    My cousin said he stopped dating younger women when he found he had to footnote his conversations.

    Oh, and I’d add Cote de Pablo to the list.