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Check Out The Huevos On That Guy!

By Wyatt Earp | November 12, 2010

So, you think Nancy Pelosi has a big set of wontons?

A species of grasshopper hides a big secret – it has the largest testicles in relation to body weight in the world. The tuberous bushcricket has testicles which amount to 14 per cent of its body mass, according to research.

But the insect’s large package does not mean it produces more sperm – in fact it may produce less. What it does mean, though, is that it can mate again and again without reserves being exhausted. (H/TMrs. Crankipants)

Who can’t? I have four kids and my cojones are much smaller than these.

And in case you were wondering, the previous record for marble size was held by the fruit fly.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to “Check Out The Huevos On That Guy!”

  1. Jon Brooks Says:
    November 12th, 2010 at 8:46 am

    For some strange reason this reminds me of the rooster who couldn’t stop joke. After going thru all the hens, the cat, dog, pigs, cows, farmers wife, USDA inspector and
    all the forest wildlife for miles around the farmer finds him lying on his back in the fields. Thinking he had
    died from exhaustion the farmer walks over to pick him up to bury him when the rooster opens one eye points up in the air and says:…SHHHHH! Buzzards!

  2. RT Says:
    November 12th, 2010 at 11:12 am

    Does that mean he doesn’t need a sammie and a nap to get ready for the next round?

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 12th, 2010 at 11:21 am

    Jon – Okay, that’s pretty funny.

    RT – I think he starts the next round during the first round.

  4. proof Says:
    November 12th, 2010 at 11:59 am

    However, when kicked in the crotch, this species of grasshopper spends four weeks in the hospital and another two on injured reserve!

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 12th, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    Proof – It should probably move to a colder climate to rest its junk in some snow.

  6. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    November 12th, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    Bet it REALLY hurts when the wife kicks them in for cheating and being the baby daddy to some other loose female grasshoppers.

  7. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    November 12th, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    He’s the show off that always walks around the gym locker room with no towel.

  8. Robin Says:
    November 12th, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    Am I the only one who immediately thought, “Come on!! Your nuts have got to be bigger than that.”

  9. proof Says:
    November 12th, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    Obama said, “Mine are bigger than that! At least the last time Michelle let me see them they were!

  10. Crusty Says:
    November 13th, 2010 at 12:08 am

    It can be said “That hopper packs a whopper”

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    November 13th, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    Ferrell – Spends a month at the Grass-hospital.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Be proud, stand tall!

    Robin – Well, only slightly.

    Proof – And Lord knows how long that’s been.

    Crusty – And millions and millions were served.