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Pop Goes The Iggy

By Wyatt Earp | October 10, 2010

I love Iggy Pop. I always have. The rocker is a certifiable mess, but his music has always been entertaining. So, when news of his biopic hit the web, I was intrigued. I mean, how many people lived a life as full – and frakked up – as Iggy Pop? Of course, the question of who will play the singer in the title role is a difficult one.

You’ll never guess who he wants to play himself in the film.

The film, based on the life and work of Iggy and his band The Stooges, was supposed to be in pre-production this year with Elijah Wood (aka Frodo Baggins) in the lead role. He made it clear that he was much happier signing off on a film about The Stooges rather than one focusing on his personal life. Although he did say that when the time was right, he had the perfect person in mind to play him.

If somebody did want to make a biopic of me I think they should get Lindsay Lohan actually. She looks like me and she’s the only one with enough attitude too. They could tape her boobs up or something. She’s been in jail at the right age and everything so I thought she could do it.” (H/T – Mrs. Crankipants)

That. Is. Brilliant! And he’s right, Lindsay Coke-han is perfect for the role. Don’t believe me? Check this out below the fold.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 8 Comments »

8 Responses to “Pop Goes The Iggy”

  1. RT Says:
    October 10th, 2010 at 7:07 pm

    That’s hilarious!

    I’m trying to imagine Wood writhing around like Pop. Maybe they should have picked Smeagol.

  2. Old NFO Says:
    October 10th, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    LOL- that’s just bad ALL the way around…

  3. Rick Says:
    October 10th, 2010 at 9:23 pm


  4. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    October 10th, 2010 at 9:33 pm

    I dunno, Lindsay doesn’t have the Godfather’s dazzling porcelain veneers. Maybe Gary Busey’s pearly whites could double as Iggy’s teeth in tight shots.

  5. Dannytheman Says:
    October 11th, 2010 at 10:34 am

    Hmmmm, maybe if she took the implants out? Or not…

  6. Ingineer66 Says:
    October 11th, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    Saying he wants Lohan to play him is awesome, but a word of warning. If you post any more photos of Iggy, your readership meter is going to go to zero.

  7. Wes S. Says:
    October 11th, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    I’m not sure future photos of Lindsay Lohan are going to do Wyatt’s readership stats any good, either. She’s starting to look…bad.

    As in “one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel” bad.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 11th, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    RT – Elijah Wood would have been a terrible choice.

    Old NFO – Buckets of ugly there.

    Rick – She would be a great Iggy.

    Mrs. Crankipants – If Lindsay keeps it up, she won’t have any teeth left. Falling out from the meth and all.

    Danny – NOOOOOO! They’re her only redeeming value!

    Ingineer66 – I know. I need some hot babe action, stat.

    Wes S. – That’s why I post old pics of her. Mrs. C doesn’t like that, but I need every reader I can land.