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Deanna Favre Relies On “Faith”

By Wyatt Earp | October 22, 2010

Deanna Favre, the wife of scumbag “photojournalist” Brett Favre, said “faith” is getting her through her husband’s douchebaggery. Favre is accused of sending pictures of his junk to Jenn Sterger, a former New York Jets hostess and an approved flotation device.

Personally, I think Deanna should stop relying on faith and start relying on a Louisville Slugger.

Deanna Favre was interviewed Thursday on “Good Morning America” about a book she co-authored with Shane Stanford called “The Cure for the Chronic Life,” which is about getting past hard times and patterns of unhealthy behavior.

During the interview, Deanna was asked how she’s handling the accusations against Brett Favre, who is being investigated by the NFL for allegedly sending suggestive messages and lewd photos to a woman who worked for the New York Jets. Deanna Favre says: “I’m handling this through faith.”

Oh, and if you don’t already thing Brett is a piece of garbage, this may do it: Deanna is a breast cancer survivor.

Topics: Babes | 18 Comments »

18 Responses to “Deanna Favre Relies On “Faith””

  1. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 8:42 am

    Having seen the pictures of his package,
    an ATM receipt would have been more impressive.

  2. Veeshir Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 8:55 am

    A baseball bat?
    Geez, didn’t you learn anything from L’Affaire Tiger?

    You use a three iron.

    Am I the only person on the planet who hasn’t seen the pic of his junk?

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 9:19 am

    Let’s just say the infield needs to be mowed.

  4. Picky Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 9:20 am

    Veeshir, no, you aren’t. I have made a concerted effort to keep my brain clean of Rod de Favre.

    And I was going to say the same thing: Deanna should talk to Elin. However, there’s quite a difference between “Banging every woman in sight” and “sending a picture of yourself to one woman.” Perhaps a putter, then?

  5. Robbie Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 9:57 am

    Deanna Favre relies on the almighty dollar and Brett’s ability to make it.

  6. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 10:00 am

    Brett Favre now joins the John Edwards scumbag league.

  7. RT Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 10:26 am

    One of my first thoughts was that his wife is a breast cancer survivor, and that he is an a-hole in general. She needs to hand him his junk to be worn as jewelry.

  8. proof Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    Mrs. C: You’re not going to tell us you’ve seen more packages than UPS, now, are you?

  9. fozzy Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    Every time Favre got hit in last years NFC Championship game, and it was a lot, she looked so scared. She should have got the baseball bat out when the old man decided to play another season.

  10. Rick Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    Deanna needs to take her cue from Lorena and bobbit

  11. Dr. Evil Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    veeshir, you cannot use a three iron. It’s been done. However, smashing Brett’s head with his Vikings helmet would be A++. And in addition, he will need medical treatment, probably need painkillers, and then forget this portion of his life as well.

    Hopefully he forgets all his comebacks and only remembers the previous day of his life where he retired. That would be super!

    As for the infamous photo, I must refer to a South park episode:

    “penis so small…what can we accomplish with so small penis?”

  12. Picky Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    This reminds me of an excerpt from Ann Coulter’s How To Talk to A Liberal (if you must).

    In real life, Monica Lewinsky can be heard on tape describing Clinton’s executive branch thus: “Think of a thumb.”


  13. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    Mrs. Crankipants – Ouch!

    Veeshir – I haven’t, but I have seen (and ogled) pics of the chick he sent the pics to.

    Mrs. Crankipants – See, there’s the problem. Guys with little packages need to man-scape regularly. That way, we – um, they – look much bigger.

    Picky – Or a sand wedge.

    Robbie – That was my first thought when I saw she was staying. She likes the cozy lifestyle more than fidelity.

    Ferrell – Two Americas, indeed.

    RT – The junk necklace. Sounds like a money-maker.

    Proof – Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    Fozzy – I couldn’t stand him for years, and that feeling only escalated with the constant retirements and un-retirements. Frak him.

    Rick – Snip, snip.

    Dr. Evil – 1. Small penis.
    2. *Unknown*
    3. PROFIT!

    Picky – Who knew Far-vre-vre was Irish?

  14. Dr. Evil Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    On another note altogether, I’m disappointed in you Wyatt. No mention of former NASCAR great Derrike Cope’s nieces who are about to run in the truck series? They are BOMBSHELLS! And………TWINS! GIGGITY!

  15. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    Dr. Evil – You mean these bombshell twins? Didn’t even hear about this before you mentioned it. You’re learning well, my young Padawan!

  16. Kim Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    I have a tool that I keep handy for males that need to be fixed. And, I’m quite handy with it.

  17. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    Kim – Yeah, I remember the comments after my snippage.

  18. Glenn Mark Cassel AMH1(AW) USN Ret. Says:
    October 23rd, 2010 at 12:22 am

    Never was impressed with him. You and I have actually done something with our lives. Not the idiot from Southern Miss, though.