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More Celebrities Are Carrying Firearms

By Wyatt Earp | September 28, 2010

Well, it took long enough, but some Hollywood celebrities are finally coming forward and embracing the Second Amendment. Apparently they got an injection of common sense and realized that self-preservation was in their best interests. Good for them.

Now that they have jumped aboard the gunpowder train, maybe they will stop lecturing the rest of us on the eeeeevils of carrying a firearm. If it’s good for you idiots, it is certainly good for those of us who do not employ an army of bodyguards.

Seeking an added layer of protection, more high-profile celebrities are seeking permits to carry guns in New York City, according to New York’s Daily News.

Among the big names licensed to pack heat: Marc Anthony, Robert De Niro, Donald Trump, and his son, Donald Jr., Mets third baseman David Wright, and Martha Stewart’s daughter, radio host Alexis Stewart.

One reason for the rise in interest seems to be the vulnerability some celebrities feel in the Internet age, where so much personal information can be accessed online. “They can get their own security, but with the Internet, it is much easier to find people,” attorney John Skylar Chambers tells the News. “They don’t want to find someone on their lawn at five in the morning.”

So you should shut the Hell up when we want to carry. Got it, libtards?

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14 Responses to “More Celebrities Are Carrying Firearms”

  1. Jon Brooks Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 7:42 am

    I think we all should have small nuclear devices on our wrists..ala predator..that go off if we die violently. Of course than criminals would specialize in beating us to within an inch of our lives. Hmm… being near fatal traffic accidents wouldn’t work to well either nor being near an Allah Akbarian, in fact they could then use us as a force multiplier then. Yup guess I’ll keep my .45 and be satisfied.

  2. Robert B. Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 7:43 am

    “So you should shut the Hell up when we want to carry. Got it, libtards?”

    Never happen, Wyatt. They are of the mentality that says, “Good for me, but not for thee.” Most of them are all for us doing without firearms, toilet paper, and electricity, but they “are special” and need special treatment.

    I have yet to understand why the American public are so enamored of people who merely recite lines written by others in front of cameras. They build nothing (except large portfolios), and are usually, with all too rare exception, trash-mouthing our country. We need Hollywood Heros like our parents’ generation had: Bob Hope, Carol Lombard, Kathryn Hepburn, etc. Our generation got shortchanged with the likes of Cher, Hanoi Jane, Susan Sarandon, etc. And the ones popular now are worse than our generation’s “heros.”

    Pardon me while I barf.

  3. Randal Graves Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 9:26 am

    With the way he and his team played this year, David Wright should carry a machine gun to protect him from disappointed Mets fans.

  4. John D Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 9:58 am

    So you should shut the Hell up when we want to carry.

    Don’t be silly, Wyatt. The famous have more rights than the hoi polloi.

  5. JimB Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 10:24 am

    After all.. They’re just trying to protect themselves from US

  6. richard mcenroe Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 10:56 am

    Sheeetfahr, I coulda tolja this. You should have heard the Hollywood Hills back during the Rodney King riots. It sounded like a Beirut wedding up there. Everyone was convinced the first thing the ravening brown mobs were going to do was turn on the A-List and go storming up Benedict Canyon and Stone Canyon Road.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    Jon – Yeah, don’t want to give the mooselimbs nukes.

    Robert B. – America changed for the worse during the 60′s. Hasn’t been the same since.

    Randal – It’s brutal how terrible they always are. The NL Least is such a joke anymore. The Phils should be clinching in May.

    John D – They’re better than us, too!

    Jim B – How dare we request an autograph??

    Richard – Those gated communities need bigger gates.

  8. dragonlady474 Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    They just won’t get it. They’ll think they have the right because they have a special need, their status (supposed). Afterall, they are more important than us, and what trivial things do we have to protect anyway? ughh

  9. bob (either orr) Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    Who the bleep is Alexis Stewart? Was she a star on Airhead America?

  10. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    Bob (either orr): I think she was either Rod Stewart’s 7th wife or 14th child born out of wedlock.

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    DL474 – I know you would protect your Halloween decorations . . . the the death.

    Bob – Martha Stewart’s daughter. It’s a good thing.

    Ferrell – Mmm . . . Rachel Hunter!

  12. Dannytheman Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    The more the merrier, I always say!

    Gun rights are in vogue this year!! LOL

  13. dragonlady474 Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    You got that right! I’ve already had to do battle with the neighborhood dog.

  14. richard mcenroe Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 11:25 pm

    “Richard – Those gated communities need bigger gates.”

    Locked from the outside…