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Vote Naked Illinois!

By Wyatt Earp | September 28, 2010

An Illinois group wants to combat voter apathy by encouraging members to vote naked. In Chicago, attractive people are asked to vote early and often. Ugly people like me? We don’t get a vote.

Anything that can be done naked is worth doing. Voting included. Just ask the folks behind the advocacy group, Vote Naked Illinois.

“Voting is so easy you can literally vote naked in the privacy of your own home,” says Kevin Hauswirth, Director of Advertising and Promotions at Roosevelt University, who’s helping to promote Vote Naked Illinois. The group is attempting to battle low voter turnout by encouraging Illinois voters to cast ballots in the buff. The campaign was designed to take advantage of a new Illinois qualification for absentee voters that allows anyone to apply for a mail-in form.

Well, at least the plan is not ripe for corruption. /snark

Topics: Babes, Politics | 16 Comments »

16 Responses to “Vote Naked Illinois!”

  1. Rick Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    Fom the land of Al Capone,Richard Daley and Barack Hussien Obama

  2. Earl Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    Voting naked is easier here, since the ballot is on the breakfast table and only I and the wife are up and the curtains drawn. Don’t think the public will ever notice.

  3. Jon Brooks Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    I would not want to touch those ballots, especially if they lool like they had been rolled up.

  4. bob (either orr) Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    I guess the cemetery vote hasn’t been up to snuff lately.

  5. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    Vote early, naked and often.

  6. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    Where the heck is Robbie? This would be a prime post for her to comment on.

  7. Kim Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    Gives a whole new meaning to showing up at the poles.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    Rick – And possibly, future mayor Rahm Emanuel.

    Earl – Unless your neighbor has a high-powered telescope.

    Jon – “Something reeks of fear . . . and poo.”

    Bob – Even dead people don’t want to vote Democrat after when Obama has done.

    Ferrell – I was hoping she would be spending her days exercising with her stripper pole . . . as in my fantasies.

    Kim – Gotta wonder what they use to push the ballot button.

  9. dragonlady474 Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    Where would you put your ID card?

    Does this mean we’ll have to change it from election day to erection day? Or only those voting absentee from Japan?

  10. Old NFO Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    Somebody’s gonna screw it up, and show up at the polls naked… It IS Chicago after all…

  11. Robert B. Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    Hey, the Supreme Court ruled pole taxes unconstitutional back in the sixties. Is this going to be a way to spin around that ruling?

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 8:13 pm

    DL474 – Bawahahahaha! I guess they can swipe the ID . . . but you don’t want to know where.

    Old NFO – And it will be the last person you want to see in the buff.

    Robert B. – And get a few tips while you’re at it.

  13. Morgan Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 11:58 am

    I’m sorry, I was going to say something, but suddenly became distracted at the sight of Erica Durance. What’s this blog post about again?

  14. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    Morgan – She’s the reason I am still watching Smallville.

  15. rodney dill Says:
    September 29th, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    I’m always naked… under my clothes

  16. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 30th, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    Rodney – Good point.