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Aussie Men Arrested For Wrestling Python

By Wyatt Earp | September 12, 2010

You could go blind that way!

Okay, it’s not double-entendre, but it’s chock full of teh stupid. Two Australian men decided to steal a five-foot long snake and while making their getaway they decided to stop in front of a packed McDonald’s restaurant. Because, you know,

MELBOURNE, Australia – Two men were arrested after bewildered diners at a McDonald’s spotted them wrestling a 5-foot python named Boris in the restaurant parking lot, police said Thursday. Victoria state police said the men stole the 8-year-old black-headed python and a lizard from a pet shop on Wednesday. They then brought the snake to the McDonald’s parking lot, where they began wrestling with it in front of puzzled customers, police said.

The men, aged 22 and 24, were arrested and charged with burglary and theft. Police didn’t release their names.

The men will most likely learn “wrestling the python” has a new meaning in prison.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 4 Comments »

4 Responses to “Aussie Men Arrested For Wrestling Python”

  1. Rick Says:
    September 12th, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    They go from wrestling a python to wrestling with bubba

  2. Old NFO Says:
    September 12th, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    Stoopid is as stoopid does… Bubba gonna win :-)

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    September 12th, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    I thought you called it “roughing up the suspect”?

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 12th, 2010 at 9:01 pm

    Rick – I’d rather take my chances with Bubba.

    Old NFO – Big time!

    Mrs. Crankipants – Only in the privacy of my own home.