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Ladies And Gentlemen, The Inflatable Pub

By Wyatt Earp | July 11, 2010

Just in time for the World Cup Final!

The traditional English pub has truly earned its name as the nation’s local — with the launch of this inflatable boozer you can blow up in your garden.

There are four different watering holes available in different sizes holding between five and 50 punters. The larger ‘Hogshead’ pub stands at 26ft tall and 15ft wide and will set you back £27,815. Even the more compact ‘Firkin’ costs upwards of £4,275.

Drinkstuff boss Paul Lochhead said: “So far we have had a great response from domestic and trade customers to the new inflatable pub range.

You can check out the company’s website HERE.

Guys, I don’t ask for much from you, but my birthday is in April. That should be enough time for you to take up a collection. I’m just sayin’.

Topics: Al-key-hol, Coolness! | 13 Comments »

13 Responses to “Ladies And Gentlemen, The Inflatable Pub”

  1. Old NFO Says:
    July 11th, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    Um… Hell, I’d move in, it’s bigger than my Apt… Just sayin… :-)

  2. Ingineer66 Says:
    July 11th, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    That is awesome. But here in the States by the time you got all the permits and ADA requirements and alcohol license you are talking $75k.

  3. proof Says:
    July 11th, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    ‘Firkin’ costs upwards of £4,275

    Wyatt: If you can’t get a good ‘Firkin’ for less than £4,275, you need to sharp your negotiating skills! Heh.

  4. RT Says:
    July 11th, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    I think I can manage THIS for you. :)

  5. Fenway_Nation Says:
    July 11th, 2010 at 5:48 pm

    Wow….IIRC, I remember some people wo would make money on the side by renting out those inflatable jump palaces for kids birthday parties and stuff…..

    Wonder how much one could get for renting out one of those for the evening? Of course, that raises all sorts of questions about whether or not it could just be cleaned by hosing it down or something….

  6. FINALLY! | The Daley Gator Says:
    July 11th, 2010 at 8:39 pm

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  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 11th, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    Old NFO – And really, what is in there that the inflatable pub won’t have?

    Ingineer66 – Plus the taxes Obama is trying to put on them as we speak.

    Proof – I know! These prices are frikin insane!

    RT – Keep your grubby paws off my dimes!

    Fenway – I’m sure it can. Can’t exactly hose down your neighborhood bar.

  8. Mike47 Says:
    July 11th, 2010 at 11:31 pm

    “Inflatable boozer”?? Doesn’t that hit a little close to home, Wyatt?

  9. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    July 12th, 2010 at 10:42 am

    Watch out, those inflatable bar stools are a bitch!

  10. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    July 12th, 2010 at 11:18 am

    Are there inflatible Norm Peterson’s and Cliff Klaven’s in this place.

    Sort of to shoot the shit and get a new load of pseudo facts and philosophies from.

  11. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    July 12th, 2010 at 11:19 am

    Inflatable pub? Why not? Put it in Washington DC where we already have an inflatable administration working.

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 12th, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    Mike47 – If I were inflatable, I’d let some of my own hot air out.

    Mrs. Crankipants – That’s what Perez Hilton said!

    Ferrell – And too late for Teddy Kennedy to enjoy. Darn.

  13. Bob G. Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    Glad to see it’s a PUB…got scared for a moment and thouight the NAALCP had gone and figured out ANOTHER way to get some more free Section 8 housing…(whew)…close one there.

    Pass the Guinness!
    (and where’s the dart board?)