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Man’s Love Life Flashes Before His Eyes

By Wyatt Earp | June 3, 2010

A Seattle man is recovering after almost losing a limb. Was it a bear attack? Could it have been a Sasquatch battle? Nope. This guy lost a battle against an age-old foe: .

Police said a man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at a Lynnwood department store. Police spokeswoman Shannon Sessions said the man was carrying his handgun in his waistband and it accidentally went off about noon Sunday.

She said he was wounded in the testicles and also in his leg and foot. No one else was hurt.

The man was rushed to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, but there was no immediate word on his condition.

Methinks someone needs to check the net and get edu-ma-cated on guns and the proper way to handle them. Guns don’t go off “accidentally,” kids. The man had his finger – or something else – on the trigger.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 17 Comments »

17 Responses to “Man’s Love Life Flashes Before His Eyes”

  1. metoo Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    Perhaps it was a “hair trigger” incident!

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    MeToo – Thread winner!

  3. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    idiot! get a holster…. geez..

    if the gun was in a holster, just sitting there in his waistband, there’s no way in hell it could go off… or fall out!

    oh well, at least now he potentially won’t be seeding the gene pool anymore.

  4. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    on a side note… that had to be really funny to have seen in person.

    <— evil. heh. :-D

  5. Robbie Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    Is it sick that I found this hysterical ? I thought you only carried you gun in the front of your pants on TV?

  6. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    Gees, how embarrasing maybe he needs to check out “Dustin’s Gun Blog”.

    That really took some “balls” now didn’t it?

  7. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    He needs a manpurse to keep his gun, keys, wallet, breath mints, and what little brains he has, all in one place.

  8. Watuschskie Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    Looks like Darwin’s theory is workin just fine and this stupid shit won’t be polluting our gene pool.

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    Smite – But, but, a holster isn’t “cool” enough!

    Robbie – Nope, I laughed when I read it, too.

    Ferrell – DGB has been in my sidebar for a long time. It’s good stuff.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Well, since he shot his testicles, maybe he can make a purse out of his sack? Just sayin’.

    Watuschskie – Thank God for that!

  10. Rick Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 5:08 pm


  11. Jon Brooks Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    I’m laughing along with Smite.

    To be fair though we’d have stopped laughing and called for a paramedic before he bled out.

  12. JT Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    Maybe the guy had a spider on his schnitzel (like the guy who got bit in a previous post) and maybe he’s on the waiting list for the NYPD and he tried to wing it.

  13. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 9:05 pm

    Jon – Meh, I don’t know. Man should be a Darwin Award winner.

    JT – Um, he missed.

  14. Bob G. Says:
    June 4th, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    Looks like everyone else said it all…ROFLMAO!

    That’s some funny sh*t!

  15. BobG Says:
    June 4th, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    Judging by his method of carry, I’d be willing to bet it is someone who is both a gang member and carrying illegally. Anyone with any real experience of firearms wouldn’t think of stuffing a live firearm in the front of their pants.

  16. Dennis Says:
    June 5th, 2010 at 11:10 am

    Was he loaded with ball ammunition?

    I guess you can say he actually has lead in his pencil, now.

  17. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 5th, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    BobG – I don’t like seeing people stick it down the back of their pants – unholstered. Just dumb.

    Dennis – And it makes the ladies go wild!