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Christmas In January

By Wyatt Earp | June 12, 2010

Ms. Jones’ present? Probably a few lawsuits.

“Mad Men” star January Jones allegedly slammed into three parked cars and left the scene.

LAPD tells TMZ January was driving a Range Rover around 9PM when she allegedly lost control, hit the other cars and caused some major damage. We’re told a witness reported the accident to police and claimed that January fled on foot after saying, “I can’t deal with this commotion.”

Police tell us that while officers were on scene investigating January returned and claimed she fled because paparazzi were trailing her. January was not cited or arrested, but her car was impounded and police have launched an investigation. Police say no alcohol or drugs were involved.

You’d never see Christina Hendricks doing anything like this. Just sayin’.

Topics: Babes | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to “Christmas In January”

  1. RogerDee Says:
    June 12th, 2010 at 7:40 am

    Beats Helen Thomas, ANY day!!

  2. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    June 12th, 2010 at 11:12 am

    I’d “bang” her. heh.

  3. cbullitt Says:
    June 12th, 2010 at 11:52 am

    My birthday’s in January…ah that something else were.

  4. AJ Lynch Says:
    June 12th, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    This makes up [almost] for the Fat Bastard pic.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 12th, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    Roger – Absolutely correct!

    Smite – Preferrably not with your vehicle.

    cbullitt – She can come to the party unwrapped.

    AJ – I do what I can.

  6. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    June 12th, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    Wyatt – yeah, my other “ride”. heh.

  7. Tommy Gunnar Says:
    June 12th, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    Wonder if she was wearing that outfit while she was driving? Or maybe she was sexting.

  8. rabidfox Says:
    June 12th, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    You can tell that I’m female: Why wasn’t she at least cited for leaving the scene of an accident?

  9. skip Says:
    June 13th, 2010 at 3:23 am

    I’d hit it…but then again daylight would work for me too.
    Chit…Sabitch bein’ old.

  10. Fenway_Nation Says:
    June 13th, 2010 at 5:12 am

    I’d hit that…..if she didn’t hit me with her Land Rover first.

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 13th, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    Smite – Well crafted.

    Tommy – One can only hope.

    Rabidfox – My point exactly. She damned well should have been.

    Skip – Yeah, she has everything I want in a woman. Um, a pulse . . .

    Fenway – Yeah, you definitely want to hit her first.