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The Biggest A-Hole In New Jersey

By Wyatt Earp | May 23, 2010

Call me insensitive, but this little bastard should be sentenced to life in prison. Then brutally beaten. Then given a boot to the head.

Children are the future and that includes the South Jersey student who allegedly defecated in a classmate’s soda and those who laughed as the classmate unwittingly drank it. It happened March 29 inside a classroom at Haddon Township High School, authorities said.

“Apparently once the victim drank from the cup, students in the classroom erupted in laughter,” said Jason Laughlin, a spokesman for the Camden County Prosecutor’s Office.

When a teacher found out the next day, Laughlin said, the accused 17-year-old was charged with aggravated assault and tampering with a food product.

The accused, a standout wrestler, was not identified because of his age. His mother said the incident was being “blown out of proportion” and declined to comment further. His father is a physical-education teacher in the district.

And there you go. Mommy said this is being blown out of proportion. I guess we know who is to blame for her son’s asshattery. Good job, Mom: you’re part of the frakkin’ problem. C-word.

Topics: People I Hate | 14 Comments »

14 Responses to “The Biggest A-Hole In New Jersey”

  1. Crankipants Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 8:02 am

    The Poopsi Generation.

  2. RT Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 8:19 am

    I’d go on about how kids are these days, but this article about sums it up. They do insane things they believe are funny, and their parents don’t believe they could do such things.

    By and large, so many kids are raised without manners, care for others, and have no idea where to draw the line on inappropriate behavior. Obnoxious + targeting others, even in harmful ways = harmless fun.

  3. soxfan4life Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 8:47 am

    They ought to cane him, see how out of proportion Mama thinks that is, and let the victim get a couple of whacks in.

  4. Jon Brooks Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 9:19 am

    It is said that children pick up these behaviours in the home, so be wary of mom’s brownies kid.

  5. JeffT Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 9:50 am

    The “C” word? I don’t think that is quite harsh enough. Let’s just refer to the mother as a cupid stunt. Now, that’s better.
    Is there any chance we can run a giant saw down the middle of the Delaware River and then shove the whole lot off into the ocean?

  6. marvin Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 9:51 am

    We had a kid who was raised by a single mother who let him get away with murder, only she had a huge settlement from a divorce with a very wealthy man. In just one incident, her son once stole a golf cart, put it into the Bay, and she paid large sums of money to make it go away.

    Despite his family wealth, the boy still liked to go out and steel from cars. Just days after his 18th birthday, the law caught up to him breaking into cars, and during their search of his vehicle, uncovered two stolen shotguns. Mom was angry when the cops would not release him into her custody, and he was in deep shock when he went to big boy jail that night. I believe he has since had to make a plea deal, and will be spending a couple years as a guest of the state.

    I know I love happy endings too.

  7. Rick Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 10:45 am

    Lock this punk and his mother up.

  8. proof Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 11:22 am

    How about a little “hair of the dog”? Give him a “taste” of his own medicine?

  9. Dennis Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 1:18 pm

    Throw the kid in jail, flog the mother bloody, and slap a fat damage settlement on the mope’s family, including punitive damages. They should never again be able to afford a pot to piss in.

  10. Jon Brooks Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    Dennis – The only problem, they’ll be pissing in other peoples pots then:) LOL

  11. Dennis Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    John – We have scissors for that. ;-)

  12. Dannytheman Says:
    May 24th, 2010 at 9:16 am

    30 days in general lockup would teach this kid a lesson. Then he can try his wrestling moves out in earnest.

  13. metoo Says:
    May 24th, 2010 at 9:40 am

    It becomes even more obvious why some species eat their young. The kid and his mother are animals.

  14. $Bill Says:
    May 24th, 2010 at 9:41 am

    Isn’t this the plot to The Breakfast Club 2?