Archive for March, 2010
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Sunday, March 28th, 2010After a few weeks of monkeying around, CO2 Comics’ Monkey and Bird is soaring back with a new installment. Trust me, you’ll go ape when you see it, and I guarantee it will not ruffle your feathers. It’s locally written and illustrated, so your support would be more than appreciated. Please check out the latest [...]
Take Two Aspirin And Call Me In Six Months
Sunday, March 28th, 2010Well, ObamaCare passed, much to half of the country’s chagrin. If you are a liberal, this is probably good news, because “the government” is going to cover all of your cradle-to-the-grave needs. If you are a conservative, this is probably bad news, because someone is going to have to pay for all of this nonsense. [...]
True Detective Stories
Sunday, March 28th, 2010For the record, this is more of a rant about an ig’nant cop, but since it happened last night in the division, this certainly qualifies. So last night I was working the front desk and at 8:00 my cell phone rings. It’s the kids, and they want to say good night before they go to [...]
PA Man Arrested For Playing Possum
Saturday, March 27th, 2010Note to readers: If I ever get this drunk, one of you can shoot me in the skull. State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth “resuscitation” to a long-dead opossum along a highway. Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, [...]
24 Gets The Silent Clock
Saturday, March 27th, 2010It’s over, Jackie. It’s over! No more Jack Bauer, no more Chloe O’Brian, no more Jack Sack. (And thankfully, no more horse-faced characters like Audrey Raines.) That’s right, after eight blood-soaked, bullet-ridden seasons, Fox has announced that 24 will be canceled. I would hate to be a FOX programming executive right now, since an angry [...]
Fashion Models: Masters Of The Obvious
Saturday, March 27th, 2010Get this, some fashion models are reporting that the industry is chock full of guys who offer lewd comments and employ sexual harasment. SHOCKA! The fashion industry is a minefield of sexual harassment for young models. And sometimes, it’s the model’s supposed best friend, her photographer, who can be the worst offender of all, many [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, March 26th, 2010Bag ‘Em And Tag ‘Em Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Caption this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, March 29th. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Blogs4Bauer Family Security Matters Military Times Rodney Dill RT Wizbang Top Five Entries: 5. Ranger Smith’s replacement solves the [...]
Lucy Lawless: Smoldering Roman Empress
Friday, March 26th, 2010Lucy Lawless has always been a hottie, but in the Starz series “Spartacus,” she goes above and beyond. Lucy Lawless is best known for role role as Xena in “Xena: Warrior Princess,” but fans are seeing a whole lot more of her in her new series ‘Spartacus.’ Lawless has shot several nude sex scenes for [...]
South Korean Warship Attacked, Sunk
Friday, March 26th, 2010A South Korean warship was attacked and sunk this morning in the Yellow Sea. The South claims the ship was attacked by a North Korean torpedo, which seems likely since the North has fired at South Korean warships recently. Strap yourselves in kids, this may be a prelude to war. A South Korean naval vessel [...]
The Next Mrs. Earp
Friday, March 26th, 2010And she’s here courtesy of Doubleplusundead. With all due respect to my current wife, this lovely woman is my soul mate. She’s balancing 15 books on her head, reciting Pi to the 100th digit and solving a Rubik’s Cube . . . all at the same time! Wow, that’s hot. The best part? She probably [...]
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