By Wyatt Earp | January 29, 2010
BUENOS AIRES – Argentina’s president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra Wednesday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork.
“I’ve just been told something I didn’t know; that eating pork improves your sex life … I’d say it’s a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra,” President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.
She said she recently ate pork and “things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true.”
Well, I’m sold. You know, if President Obama would pander to big business like this maybe the economy wouldn’t be so bad:
“I have to be honest, there is nothing better than filling out our AIG paperwork while making love to Michelle in the back of a fine GM automobile.”
That’s got “Winner, winner, chicken dinner” written all over it.