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Pork May Be The Key To A Good Porking

By Wyatt Earp | January 29, 2010


BUENOS AIRES – Argentina’s president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra Wednesday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork.

“I’ve just been told something I didn’t know; that eating pork improves your sex life … I’d say it’s a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra,” President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.

She said she recently ate pork and “things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true.”

Well, I’m sold. You know, if President Obama would pander to big business like this maybe the economy wouldn’t be so bad:

“I have to be honest, there is nothing better than filling out our AIG paperwork while making love to Michelle in the back of a fine GM automobile.”

That’s got “Winner, winner, chicken dinner” written all over it.

Topics: Coolness! | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “Pork May Be The Key To A Good Porking”

  1. RobD Says:
    January 29th, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    Pork the other white meat… oh what?

  2. Proof Says:
    January 29th, 2010 at 11:15 pm

    Plausible! When I hear the word “bacon”, I think “strip”!

  3. Crusty Says:
    January 30th, 2010 at 12:43 am

    Gives a new incentive to bring home the bacon.

    Old Argentina saying “Por mucho porking come mas pork”

  4. GroovyVic Says:
    January 30th, 2010 at 7:55 am

    Huh, and here I thought it was a nice, juicy steak. Oh well, I guess I’ll put PORK on my grocery list.

  5. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    January 30th, 2010 at 9:41 am

    I’m headed to George’s for a roast pork sandwich with provolone, fried long hots, and broccoli rabe.

    Thanks for giving me a legitimate excuse for eating there!

  6. Ingineer66 Says:
    January 30th, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    I like your Obama quote. Made me and the wife laugh.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 30th, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    RobD – I was gonna write that but thought better of it.

    Proof – And my mouth waters.

    Crusty – Is there anything pork can’t do?

    GroovyVic – Must . . . resist . . . wiseass . . . comment!

    Mrs. crankipants – When I have a blog meet-up, that’s all that will be served.

    Ingineer66 – Hey, it couldn’t hurt his numbers, could it?