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Our Next Performer Is Hot Solo

By Wyatt Earp | January 13, 2010

Say what you want about Los Angeles, but those liberal hippie toads know how to entertain. Transforming a burlesque show into a Star Wars fantasy? Yeah, this is what I expect my version of Heaven to be like.

Saturday night, downtown club Bordello temporarily transformed itself into Mos Eisley Cantina for a night of Tatooine-styled shenanigans helmed by Devil’s Playground. Star Wars Burlesque re-imagined a host of beloved characters from the film series — from the sexy to the androgynous to the grotesque — as scantily clad female performers, with locals On Blast assuming the role of the cantina band.

There’s a slideshow of the babes here, but in my opinion, the stormtrooper (Courtney Cruz) is your winner:

What is thy bidding, my master?

Topics: Babes | 5 Comments »

5 Responses to “Our Next Performer Is Hot Solo”

  1. Old NFO Says:
    January 13th, 2010 at 4:19 am

    Heh- yep, THAT would definitely be some of the SW folks fantasy…

  2. Sully Says:
    January 13th, 2010 at 6:35 am

    That is the greatest thing I have seen so far this year!!!

    A thousand thanks!!!!

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 13th, 2010 at 7:50 am

    Old NFO – It’s my answered prayers!

    Sully – You’re welcome. Glad you approve.

  4. 1oldleg Says:
    January 13th, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    Well, spank my Death Star and call me a Wookie! Thems’ some fine deflector shields ya got there soldier!

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 14th, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    1oldleg – Yeah, my Force wants to be strong in her.