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Hockey Player Fined For Hugging Woman

By Wyatt Earp | January 11, 2010

This hug cost 100,000 rupees.

If there were ever any doubts that Islam is trapped in the 6th Century, this story should dispel them. Any religion that bans beer and hugging women – two acts that are almost inseparable – is seriously flawed.

ISLAMABAD – Pakistan’s parliament fined a national hockey player and two team officials for un-Islamic behavior after pictures circulated of them hugging a woman and apparently drinking alcohol in Argentina last month.

Pakistan is a conservative Muslim country where men hugging women in public is taboo and even men shaking hands with women is frowned upon. Drinking alcohol is illegal for Muslims.

Brothers don’t shake hands. Brothers gotta hug!

National field hockey team player Rehan Butt was fined 100,000 rupees ($1,175) while coach Shahid Ali Khan and manager Asif Bajwa were fined 50,000 rupees ($600) each, the chairman of the National Assembly’s standing committee on sports said. (H/T – )

100,000 rupees for a hug? If he was going to get fined, he should have made it worth his while by French kissing her and touching her goodies. I’m just sayin’.

Topics: Snarkasm | 8 Comments »

8 Responses to “Hockey Player Fined For Hugging Woman”

  1. C/A Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 8:06 pm

    Who even knows what a Rupee is?????

  2. 1oldleg Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    Dude, he’s not a REAL hockey player! The first give away is the fact that he has all his teeth!

    The second is the use of alcohol in the presence of females: AND ALL SHE GOT WAS A HUG??!? WTF

    He’s a FIELD HOCKEY player! That’s a girls’ game where I come from!

    Come on!

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    Captain – Isn’t that the drug that people like me put in attractive women’s drinks to get them in the mood?

    1oldleg – Yeah, but “field” wouldn’t fit in the headline. Sorry.

  4. Today’s moment of Sharia assbackwardsness « The Daley Gator Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 9:51 pm

    [...] a woman? BAD! At least according to the morally retarded asshats that believe in radical Islam. I wonder if they think calling someone a morally retarded asshat is bad too? Support Your Local [...]

  5. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 10:32 pm

    You left out taking a tour of a Spam processing plant.

    (Not to be critical, but wouldn’t French kissing be tonsil hockey?)

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 12th, 2010 at 8:39 am

    Mrs. Crankipants – Yes, I believe it would considered tonsil hockey. Good call!

  7. The Jack Sack Says:
    January 12th, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    Yikes, no wonder they’re blowing up their privates with explosive undies. They can’t even hug an adoring woman without repercussions. What a sad, screwy world.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 12th, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    TJS – Especially if you’re an athlete. They thrive on the attention of the finer sex.