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3D Comes To Pr0n

By Wyatt Earp | January 11, 2010

Look, I’m not going to lie to you: I am a very juvenile person. As such, I can hardly comment on this story without giggling, but the gist of it is that the pr0n industry is bringing 3D to its films.

Breitbart has the eye (and other appendage) popping story:

A 3-D mania stoked by stunning new television sets and the blockbuster film “Avatar” is being embraced by a porn industry notorious for helping new technologies access homes.

Bad Girls In 3D used an AVN Adult Entertainment Expo that ended Sunday in Las Vegas to unveil an unprecedented online library exclusively in the format and a first-of-a-kind “turnkey digital 3-D viewing system.”

“For several decades, the adult entertainment industry has driven adoption of every significant new entertainment delivery system – the VHS home-video craze in the 1980s, the satellite television mania in the 1990s and the present day Internet,” said Bad Girls producer Lance Johnson.

“Lance Johnson?” Really, dude? I wonder if the 3D system will come with glasses or a viewfinder? Otherwise, horny guys across the world will be losing eyes at an alarming rate. Just sayin’.

Topics: Babes | 13 Comments »

13 Responses to “3D Comes To Pr0n”

  1. The Jack Sack Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 7:43 am

    Well, seeing how most of AVATAR was artificial effects, I don’t see why we shouldn’t embrace Hanna Hilton’s two “enhanced” co-stars in 3-D.

    But yeah, this is going to backfire, like HD porn- the human body’s imperfections are best displayed at 480p in 2-D!

  2. proof Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 8:59 am

    Another fine, multidimensional (and illustrated) post from you Wyatt. Here! Here!

  3. 1oldleg Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 9:28 am

    I’ve only watched pr0n for the stories. And the positions. And the blondes, the brunettes, the big ti… well, I have to go now.

  4. Dennis Petty, aka MUD Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 10:11 am

    Years ago, my Brothers-in-law helped me decide to go see some Porn in 3-D. It was terrible and we took turns watching for the good scenes and telling the others when to put those stupid blue and red glasses back on. It gave me a terrible head ache. I thought movies were to cause you to think and fill in the visual parts. Who said that life is in 3-D? MUD

  5. Jon Brooks Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 10:37 am

    Paraphrasing Al Pacino…”Just when you think you’re out, they pullll you back in.” Guess I’ll be getting that 55 incher ..ahh TV.. after all:)

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    TJS – Philly weather chick Cecily Tynan was the hottest broad in town . . . until HDTV arrived. Yikes!

    Proof – Thank you, I’ll be here all week! Try the veal!

    1oldleg – Off to the video store?

    MUD – Life is in 3D, and it ain’t always pretty.

    Jon – Heh, heh, “incher.”

  7. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Yeah, it’s all fun and games until Rosie O’Donnell decides to host a new talk show in 3D.

  8. proof Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    Rosie ODonnell in 3-D? Thanks for that image Mrs. Crankipants!

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    Mrs. Crankipants – Mood killer!

    Proof – Yeah, I need a triple dose of Viagra now.

  10. Mike47 Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    Three-d, shmee-d. I’m waiting for AT&T or Verizon to develop teleportation of matter. THEN you get porn!

  11. proof Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 9:49 pm

    I need a triple dose of Viagra now.

    And some mind bleach…

  12. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    January 11th, 2010 at 10:34 pm

    And Rosie’s co-host is Kirstie Alley.

  13. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 12th, 2010 at 8:41 am

    Mike47 – Will someone please mail their breests to Mike?

    Proof – Oh yeah. Big time.

    Mrs. Crankipants – I prefer to remember the hot, Cheers-era Kirstie Alley.