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Plastic Surgery: A Real Pain In The Butt

By Wyatt Earp | December 1, 2009

Solange MagnanoOkay, maybe it’s just me, but why would this woman – a former beauty pageant winner – feel the need to undergo elective surgery on her buttocks at the age of 38? If she was a former Miss Argentina, I highly doubt her butt turned to Jell-o in 15 years.

Of course, she doesn’t have to worry about her superior posterior anymore, because now she’s dead!

A 38-year-old former Miss Argentina has died from complications after undergoing cosmetic surgery on her buttocks.

Solange Magnano, a mother of twins who won the crown in 1994, died of a pulmonary embolism Sunday after three days in critical condition following a gluteoplasty in Buenos Aires. Close friend Roberto Piazza said the procedure involved injections and the liquid “went to her lungs and brain.”

“A woman who had everything lost her life to have a slightly firmer behind,” he said. (H/TSFGate)

Vanity is not worth your life, ladies. Remember that.

Topics: WTF? | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to “Plastic Surgery: A Real Pain In The Butt”

  1. Crankipants Says:
    December 1st, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    They better put her in the casket face down. No sense in letting the surgery that killed her go to waste.

  2. John D Says:
    December 1st, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    Cue Madonna singing “Don’t Cry for Me Argentina”.

  3. metoo Says:
    December 1st, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    Somebody should have told her that there are plenty of guys who like a little junk in the trunk.

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 1st, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    Crankipants – Wow, that’s cold. Hilarious, but cold.

    John D – Well crafted, sir.

    MeToo – They should put out a bowl of quarters at the viewing to see if the mourners can bounce them off her new, firm rear end.

  5. Old NFO Says:
    December 1st, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    Vanity is the bane of ALL the beauty queens… She’d apparently gotten a little ‘secretarial spread’ and was trying to fix that problem! Most South American women know their men like butts more than tits, so that is the first fix out of the box… This one didn’t quite work though.

  6. TexasFred Says:
    December 1st, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    “Does this casket make my butt look big?”

  7. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    December 1st, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    Her problems are all behind her now.

  8. Assrot Says:
    December 1st, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    Smart and beautiful don’t always go together. I think she was a dumb ass .


  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 1st, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    Old NFO – Really? They have things backward there. I’m a can man, myself.

    TexasFred – Bawahahahahaha!

    Mrs. Crankipants – You. Are. Evil.

    Joe – Ba-dump-bump!

  10. Jon Brooks Says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 6:56 am

    What about burying her in a shallow grave with her butt poking out to use as a bicycle parking slot?

  11. Tennessee Budd Says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    What a waste of a nice piece of ass.